LO2

This is the TrekStor i.Beat organix Gold 1 GB MP3 Player. Twenty Grand. Seriously. It's on Amazon.

The fact that there's even a market for this sort of thing makes me sick.

via Engadget.

So there's a contest to write one line of dialogue for Big Daddy Transformer in the upcoming movie. The oddly shaped guy at I Watch Stuff has decided that this line needs to be uttered by Optimus Prime:

"I Guess I'll Transformer Into A Truck Now."

I love this. I love this like gold diggers love Prada. Go here to vote. Note: only three days left to submit before voting begins!

Addendum: Voting has begun, and "I Guess I'll Transformer Into A Truck Now" didn't make the cut. Dammit.

Fortunately, you have many gems to pick from, including...

5. We fight together, we die together...Autobots for life.

4. Autobots, this is now Cybertron's & amp; (sic) Earth's Darkest Hour. If we don't stop the Decepticons now, all hope is lost.

3. Freedom is the right of all sentinet (sic) beings.

2. I can't explain the flames...they're just cool.

1. Bah Weep Gra-Nah Weep Ninni Bong.

Personally, I'm rooting for "Ninni Bong," but I would love to hear someone say "sentinet" on film. Go Vote!!!!!

The iCrib. Baby's first iPod dock. Really.

No, not for cancer, or HIV, or diabetes or any of those trifling problems. Fat dogs. There's now Slenotrol, to combat canine obesity. Really. Fat fucking dogs.

If I didn't fully believe that Pfizer was populated by gluttonous, money-fuck-crazy assholes before, I do now. Fat Dogs! JUST DON'T FEED THEM AS MUCH! WALK THEM, DAMMIT!

Next time someone says that it's all been done online, show them this.

via Nick, who has a Xanga. I'm not linking to a F-in' Xanga.

Guy: Oh, is that one of those...Treo things?

Girl: Yeah, it's awesome.

Guy: So, it's like a computer, just little?

Girl: Yeah, totally. You can go online and everything.

Guy: Really? Like how does it do that? Satellite?

Girl: Yeah, you don't have to be where there's wireless. I've been driving down the road checking my MySpace.

Guy: Cool.

Girl: Yadda yadda yadda touchscreen yadda little plastic pen yadda.

Guy: Yadda yadda yadda.

(Later...)

Girl: I'm so taking this to Great Britain instead of my laptop, so my laptop doesn't get stolen.

Well, I Didn't.

via Nikonius.

It only makes sense to have two bonus features:

Odd. Very odd. Yet strangely compelling.

found in San Antonio. via my S.O.'s phonecam.

Big titties wanted: Will pay up to Six Dollars.

I love her now.

via the wigizzle to the yehaw.