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June 12, 2004

The Cat Returns (Neko no Ongaeshi)

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Good stuff folks. From Studio Ghibli (Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away), this movie is awesome. Strange, funny, and fun to watch. You can get it cheap on eBay.

The Cat Returns (Neko no Ongaeshi)

Movie - The Cat Returns (Neko no Ongaeshi).jpg

Good stuff folks. From Studio Ghibli (Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away), this movie is awesome. Strange, funny, and fun to watch. You can get it cheap on eBay.

July 11, 2004

Romance in Japan.

Finished watching Please Teacher the other night. A little odd and derivative, but fun and worth a rental I guess. Felt like it should have been 26 episodes instead of 13. Marie's my favorite character, I think. Here she is, angry at a snail.

Working on Love Hina now, which gives me way fewer sexual deviancy heebie-jeebies than the manga.

Romance in Japan.

Finished watching Please Teacher the other night. A little odd and derivative, but fun and worth a rental I guess. Felt like it should have been 26 episodes instead of 13. Marie's my favorite character, I think. Here she is, angry at a snail.

Working on Love Hina now, which gives me way fewer sexual deviancy heebie-jeebies than the manga.

July 19, 2004

So Many Movies!

Been on a movie kick.

I, Robot - Did a much better job than I expected. Good stuff.
13 Going on 30 - Big, with a girl and a happier ending.
The Chronicles of Riddick - Big cool things go kerblooie!
Hellboy - A whole lotta fun. Good characters, want a sequel.
Mean Girls - Pretty darn good, clever story, unusual ending.
Elf - Really really funny, might become a Christmas classic.

Up next: Morvern Callar and Human Traffic Remixed.

Also started a new BBC series, Brian Dooley's The Smoking Room. Clever show with a one room set.

So Many Movies!

Been on a movie kick.

I, Robot - Did a much better job than I expected. Good stuff.
13 Going on 30 - Big, with a girl and a happier ending.
The Chronicles of Riddick - Big cool things go kerblooie!
Hellboy - A whole lotta fun. Good characters, want a sequel.
Mean Girls - Pretty darn good, clever story, unusual ending.
Elf - Really really funny, might become a Christmas classic.

Up next: Morvern Callar and Human Traffic Remixed.

Also started a new BBC series, Brian Dooley's The Smoking Room. Clever show with a one room set.

cornholey but not opressively so...

Was doing some digging for an eBay sale, and I found the following review for the Def Jux Robots DVD:

(Four Stars) cornholey but not opressively so...,
Reviewer: A viewer (corn town USA)
This dvd was fresh while maintaining a snizzle of flinkteringness. i wouldn't call it overtly blanglerful, but i would advise taking it with a jug of turpentine.

Blanglerful?

cornholey but not opressively so...

Was doing some digging for an eBay sale, and I found the following review for the Def Jux Robots DVD:

(Four Stars) cornholey but not opressively so...,
Reviewer: A viewer (corn town USA)
This dvd was fresh while maintaining a snizzle of flinkteringness. i wouldn't call it overtly blanglerful, but i would advise taking it with a jug of turpentine.

Blanglerful?

July 22, 2004

Ha! Hahahahaha! OMG Hahahaha!

Hahahahhaaa ahahaa! HA! ahhhhaaaahahahahaha! Ow.

I'm not making fun of Spanish speaking society, I swear to god. It's just so funny!

Ha! Hahahahaha! OMG Hahahaha!

Hahahahhaaa ahahaa! HA! ahhhhaaaahahahahaha! Ow.

I'm not making fun of Spanish speaking society, I swear to god. It's just so funny!

August 2, 2004

Great. Another Thing to be Addicted to.

Only 10 episodes in, and Full Metal Alchemist is quickly looking to become my favorite anime series ever. Yes, that includes Bebop.

Sing it with me! KIMINOTEDE! KIRISAITE! TOIHINO! KIOKUWO! God, I'm such a loser.

Great. Another Thing to be Addicted to.

Only 10 episodes in, and Full Metal Alchemist is quickly looking to become my favorite anime series ever. Yes, that includes Bebop.

Sing it with me! KIMINOTEDE! KIRISAITE! TOIHINO! KIOKUWO! God, I'm such a loser.

August 7, 2004

Thirty-Seven Chewies.

Watch it. I don't know what else I can say about it. BitTorrent required.

Thirty-Seven Chewies.

Watch it. I don't know what else I can say about it. BitTorrent required.

August 8, 2004

God, I'm Addicted.

Fullmetal Alchemist is like crack. No it's worse than crack. It's like crack with a storyline and a kick-ass theme song.

I actually considered cosplay for a minute. Somebody shoot me.

Someone should start Anime Anonymous, but the alcoholics took the damn initials.

God, I'm Addicted.

Fullmetal Alchemist is like crack. No it's worse than crack. It's like crack with a storyline and a kick-ass theme song.

I actually considered cosplay for a minute. Somebody shoot me.

Someone should start Anime Anonymous, but the alcoholics took the damn initials.

August 16, 2004

No more F.M.A. I Sad. Run to FLCL For Consolation.

Well, I'm out of Full Metal Alchemist episodes to watch, so I figured I'd watch FLCL (aka Fooly Cooly or Furi Kuri). I've only watched one episode, but I believe that it just might be the greatest anime I have ever seen that involves a guy taking repeated blows to the head. Click for the enlarging and whatnot.





Yes, she is licking a Louisville Slugger.

Coming up next episode! Cat! And much smaller fucked up looking Cat!

No more F.M.A. I Sad. Run to FLCL For Consolation.

Well, I'm out of Full Metal Alchemist episodes to watch, so I figured I'd watch FLCL (aka Fooly Cooly or Furi Kuri). I've only watched one episode, but I believe that it just might be the greatest anime I have ever seen that involves a guy taking repeated blows to the head. Click for the enlarging and whatnot.





Yes, she is licking a Louisville Slugger.

Coming up next episode! Cat! And much smaller fucked up looking Cat!

August 27, 2004

Hero, Schmeero.

Going to see Hero this weekend? (Snob Alert) Been there, done that. Lovers is the movie to see. Here's a Wallpaper to put on your coffeehouse laptop so you can be all cool and ahead of the curve.


See the trailer here
.

Other movies of note: God-Diva (Blade Runner meets King Tut)

Mach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lots of painful looking fighting mayhem, and website music that makes your booty wiggle.

Hero, Schmeero.

Going to see Hero this weekend? (Snob Alert) Been there, done that. Lovers is the movie to see. Here's a Wallpaper to put on your coffeehouse laptop so you can be all cool and ahead of the curve.


See the trailer here
.

Other movies of note: God-Diva (Blade Runner meets King Tut)

Mach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lots of painful looking fighting mayhem, and website music that makes your booty wiggle.

September 16, 2004

Holy Fucking Crap.

Honesty, it took a while for it to sink in. When I heard about this film, my Pre-Spider-Man-X-Men movie instincts kicked in, and I filed it in the back of my head under "Gonna Be A Big Disappointment."

That was before I saw these pictures, and read this:

Directed By: Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller

Segment Director: Quentin Tarantino

Cast: Bruce Willis (Hartigan), Mickey Rourke (Marv), Clive Owen (Dwight), Elijah Wood (Kevin), Nick Stahl (Junior/Yellow Bastard), Carla Gugino (Lucille), Brittany Murphy (Shellie), Jaime King (Goldie/Wendy), Jessica Alba (Nancy), Josh Hartnett, Marley Shelton, Maria Bello (Ava Lord), Rosario Dawson (Gail), Benicio Del Toro (Jack), Devon Aoki (Miho), Alexis Bledel (Becky), Michael Clarke Duncan, Michael Madsen, Rick Gomez, Sherrell Murphy-Ramos, Scott Teeters, Arie Verveen, Tommy Nix, Makenzie Vega, Lauren-Elaine Edleson, Jason McDonald, and Jason Douglas.

I am taking the day off, and the next day off just to get drunk in celebration. I cannot explain how fucking exciting this is.

So far, the most info I found was here.

Holy Fucking Crap.

Honesty, it took a while for it to sink in. When I heard about this film, my Pre-Spider-Man-X-Men movie instincts kicked in, and I filed it in the back of my head under "Gonna Be A Big Disappointment."

That was before I saw these pictures, and read this:

Directed By: Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller

Segment Director: Quentin Tarantino

Cast: Bruce Willis (Hartigan), Mickey Rourke (Marv), Clive Owen (Dwight), Elijah Wood (Kevin), Nick Stahl (Junior/Yellow Bastard), Carla Gugino (Lucille), Brittany Murphy (Shellie), Jaime King (Goldie/Wendy), Jessica Alba (Nancy), Josh Hartnett, Marley Shelton, Maria Bello (Ava Lord), Rosario Dawson (Gail), Benicio Del Toro (Jack), Devon Aoki (Miho), Alexis Bledel (Becky), Michael Clarke Duncan, Michael Madsen, Rick Gomez, Sherrell Murphy-Ramos, Scott Teeters, Arie Verveen, Tommy Nix, Makenzie Vega, Lauren-Elaine Edleson, Jason McDonald, and Jason Douglas.

I am taking the day off, and the next day off just to get drunk in celebration. I cannot explain how fucking exciting this is.

So far, the most info I found was here.

September 22, 2004

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Todai Jig.

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Thanks to Jarrett for this bizarre video.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Todai Jig.

L-O-2.com - The Todai Jig.jpg

Thanks to Jarrett for this bizarre video.

September 26, 2004

Awesome. Awesome In A Big Paper Bag.

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Be aware: ABC's new show Lost is a fatty trunkload of pimp. Watched the first episode on a lark (heard the effects were cool), and I not only got a hour of truly suspense-filled TV, but a hell of an unexpected surprise as well (But only if you're old enough to know who Sid and Marty Krofft are.). I could be wrong about the surprise part, but if I'm not, this could be an amazingly cool series.

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Awesome. Awesome In A Big Paper Bag.

click to enlarge

Be aware: ABC's new show Lost is a fatty trunkload of pimp. Watched the first episode on a lark (heard the effects were cool), and I not only got a hour of truly suspense-filled TV, but a hell of an unexpected surprise as well (But only if you're old enough to know who Sid and Marty Krofft are.). I could be wrong about the surprise part, but if I'm not, this could be an amazingly cool series.

click to enlarge

click to enlarge

September 27, 2004

The King Is Dead! Long Live The Funny Odd Guy!

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I know it's five years away, but no more Leno is something deserving one of those online countdown timers or something. 2009 will mark the beginning of The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien. Awesome. More at Reuters

Sorry, but I never enjoyed Leno. I think Conan is much more in the mindset that will fit the show that Johnny Carson made great.

The King Is Dead! Long Live The Funny Odd Guy!

click to see more

I know it's five years away, but no more Leno is something deserving one of those online countdown timers or something. 2009 will mark the beginning of The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien. Awesome. More at Reuters

Sorry, but I never enjoyed Leno. I think Conan is much more in the mindset that will fit the show that Johnny Carson made great.

September 30, 2004

Seriously, Do This Or You Will Hate Yourself.

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Just watched the second episode of Lost. This show is great. Really really great. Problem is, you miss an episode, and you're pretty much behind the curve. Luckily, Episodes 1 and 2 are going to air again this Saturday night at seven (central time).

Watch these shows. Tivo them, tape them, download them, whatever. You will not be disappointed.

Seriously, Do This Or You Will Hate Yourself.

click to enlarge

Just watched the second episode of Lost. This show is great. Really really great. Problem is, you miss an episode, and you're pretty much behind the curve. Luckily, Episodes 1 and 2 are going to air again this Saturday night at seven (central time).

Watch these shows. Tivo them, tape them, download them, whatever. You will not be disappointed.

October 1, 2004

Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Movie

click to download

This is where you find the intensity. And pictures!

The Production company's web site. More movies and stuff here.

Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Movie

click to download

This is where you find the intensity. And pictures!

The Production company's web site. More movies and stuff here.

October 4, 2004

Gotta Love French Action Flicks. Really.

Banlieue 13. Ooo. Gotta see this.

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Gotta Love French Action Flicks. Really.

Banlieue 13. Ooo. Gotta see this.

click to enlarge

October 11, 2004

Carl Lewis, Rock Star!!!

click to suck down the horrible weirdness, bitches.

Carl Lewis, Rock Star!!!

click to suck down the horrible weirdness, bitches.

October 22, 2004

Alizée. Gesundheit.

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Looking something like Amélie gone slutty, Alizée isn't really that good a singer, and her lyrics suck. Still, she's sold over 4 million albums.

Find out why here.

Or download the same reason here. The guys will probably want to go with this option.

Alizée. Gesundheit.

L-O-2.com - Alizee.jpg

Looking something like Amélie gone slutty, Alizée isn't really that good a singer, and her lyrics suck. Still, she's sold over 4 million albums.

Find out why here.

Or download the same reason here. The guys will probably want to go with this option.

October 25, 2004

The Day After Tomorrow.

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I dug the hell out of the trailer for this, but I never went to see it in the theatre because of all the really bad reviews. Watched it today, and thought it was a lot of fun. Don't see where all the hate came from. It's not gonna win any oscars or anything, but I'm glad I saw it.

The Day After Tomorrow.

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I dug the hell out of the trailer for this, but I never went to see it in the theatre because of all the really bad reviews. Watched it today, and thought it was a lot of fun. Don't see where all the hate came from. It's not gonna win any oscars or anything, but I'm glad I saw it.

November 18, 2004

Gold.

Gold.

November 28, 2004

There's 10 Minutes Of My Life I'll Never Get Back.

click for pirates

There's 10 Minutes Of My Life I'll Never Get Back.

click for pirates

January 26, 2005

Oh Dear God, Please Don't Mess This Up.

remember, remember the 5th of november...

Matrix, Schmatrix. If the Wachowski brothers mess this up, legions of rabid comic fans are going after them with sticks. With nails in them. And guns on the end that shoot bears. Bears that are on fire.

Oh Dear God, Please Don't Mess This Up.

remember, remember the 5th of november...

Matrix, Schmatrix. If the Wachowski brothers mess this up, legions of rabid comic fans are going after them with sticks. With nails in them. And guns on the end that shoot bears. Bears that are on fire.

January 28, 2005

One Line Reviews.

The Virgin Suicides
Solid work from Sofia Coppola, but it's no Lost in Translation. Wish I had seen it first.

Igby Goes Down
Some great writing, some great scenes, and some great acting, but I find it really hard to empathize with "rich kid having a hard time" movies.

Honey
Kind of a bad movie, but the dancing was fun to watch. Jessica Alba is fun to watch. Hopefully her work from this will enhance Sin City.

One Line Reviews.

The Virgin Suicides
Solid work from Sofia Coppola, but it's no Lost in Translation. Wish I had seen it first.

Igby Goes Down
Some great writing, some great scenes, and some great acting, but I find it really hard to empathize with "rich kid having a hard time" movies.

Honey
Kind of a bad movie, but the dancing was fun to watch. Jessica Alba is fun to watch. Hopefully her work from this will enhance Sin City.

January 30, 2005

...And I'll Puff, And I'll Blow Your House Down.

I started watching Huff for three reasons: Hank Azaria, Oliver Platt, and the hope of seeing Paget Brewster naked. What I got is one of the best shows on television, and yet another nail in the coffin of FCC controlled broadcast TV. And Paget Brewster naked (whee!).

Aside from the fact that every person on this show gives a near perfect performance, the most startling thing about it is the brutal honesty. Every situation is carried out with the character's most personal moments put on display not just for others to see, but for others to empathize with. The amazing thing is that the smaller the moment is, the more powerfully it comes across. Truly great TV.

The first season is nearly over, so I would suggest snagging the DVDs when they come out.

Mmm. Paget Brewster. I should note that aside from Andy Richter Controls the Universe, she's really done a lot of crap. Hotness aside, I'm really glad to see her in something good.

...And I'll Puff, And I'll Blow Your House Down.

I started watching Huff for three reasons: Hank Azaria, Oliver Platt, and the hope of seeing Paget Brewster naked. What I got is one of the best shows on television, and yet another nail in the coffin of FCC controlled broadcast TV. And Paget Brewster naked (whee!).

Aside from the fact that every person on this show gives a near perfect performance, the most startling thing about it is the brutal honesty. Every situation is carried out with the character's most personal moments put on display not just for others to see, but for others to empathize with. The amazing thing is that the smaller the moment is, the more powerfully it comes across. Truly great TV.

The first season is nearly over, so I would suggest snagging the DVDs when they come out.

Mmm. Paget Brewster. I should note that aside from Andy Richter Controls the Universe, she's really done a lot of crap. Hotness aside, I'm really glad to see her in something good.

February 3, 2005

Not A Trekkie, Nor A Trekker, OK?

...to go where no sears portrait photographer has gone before...

Well, I watched every episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation. All seven seasons. In about a month. Like crack it is.

The two most notable things I learned from watching TNG: The quality of episodes ranged from really really great to utter crap, and Wesley Crusher hooked up with Ashley Judd.

Quoting the FAQ from WilWheaton.net:

Is it true that you were really Ashley Judd's first onscreen kiss, and you ruined her for the rest of her life?

Yep. It is 100% true. Ashley Judd played Robin Lefler, in the episode "The Game", and Uncle Willie went to bootytown.

Eek.

Not A Trekkie, Nor A Trekker, OK?

...to go where no sears portrait photographer has gone before...

Well, I watched every episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation. All seven seasons. In about a month. Like crack it is.

The two most notable things I learned from watching TNG: The quality of episodes ranged from really really great to utter crap, and Wesley Crusher hooked up with Ashley Judd.

Quoting the FAQ from WilWheaton.net:

Is it true that you were really Ashley Judd's first onscreen kiss, and you ruined her for the rest of her life?

Yep. It is 100% true. Ashley Judd played Robin Lefler, in the episode "The Game", and Uncle Willie went to bootytown.

Eek.

March 1, 2005

This Might Possibly Be The Greatest Movie Ever.

Not really, buy you have to love a movie called Kung-Fu Hustle.

This Might Possibly Be The Greatest Movie Ever.

Not really, buy you have to love a movie called Kung-Fu Hustle.

March 8, 2005

I Like Videos.

Skinny Puppy made a hella cool music video. Found on the somewhat awesome video site Blastro.

I Like Videos.

Skinny Puppy made a hella cool music video. Found on the somewhat awesome video site Blastro.

March 18, 2005

TV.

Jake in Progress is a good new show. Cuts is not. Yet I watch both. I don't understand me.

TV.

Jake in Progress is a good new show. Cuts is not. Yet I watch both. I don't understand me.

March 23, 2005

I Finished DS9.

two daxes, dogs and cats living together, It'll be anarchy!

Better than NextGen, a great Oceans Eleven homage, and probably the most heart wrenching last thirty seconds of any show ever. Awesome.

Now on to Voyager!

I Finished DS9.

two daxes, dogs and cats living together, It'll be anarchy!

Better than NextGen, a great Oceans Eleven homage, and probably the most heart wrenching last thirty seconds of any show ever. Awesome.

Now on to Voyager!

March 28, 2005

EmineAzn.

click here for ut azn hip-hop mayhem

EmineAzn.

click here for ut azn hip-hop mayhem

I Saw Saw.

OK, here's the deal. If you haven't seen Saw, but you plan on seeing it eventually, go rent/buy it now, tonight, this minute. There's little I hate more than people who ruin movies for you, and this one can be ruined with about five words. Trust me. It's not the greatest movie ever, but I liked it, and you'll hate the person that no doubt will screw it up. That's all I'm going to say.

If you don't want to see it, never mind.

I Saw Saw.

OK, here's the deal. If you haven't seen Saw, but you plan on seeing it eventually, go rent/buy it now, tonight, this minute. There's little I hate more than people who ruin movies for you, and this one can be ruined with about five words. Trust me. It's not the greatest movie ever, but I liked it, and you'll hate the person that no doubt will screw it up. That's all I'm going to say.

If you don't want to see it, never mind.

Music Videos Have Improved So Much...

i'm confused.

Music Videos Have Improved So Much...

i'm confused.

April 22, 2005

So Awesome.

So Awesome.

That Castle Has Feet!

Howl's Moving Castle, the new Studio Ghibli movie has a US trailer now. My girlfriend will be quite happy.

Quicktime | Hi | Lo

I don't usually hotlink to other people files directly, but the page I got them from was so laden with flash ads, it locked up my browser.

That Castle Has Feet!

Howl's Moving Castle, the new Studio Ghibli movie has a US trailer now. My girlfriend will be quite happy.

Quicktime | Hi | Lo

I don't usually hotlink to other people files directly, but the page I got them from was so laden with flash ads, it locked up my browser.

April 26, 2005

Star What? Episode Who?

i am so happy.

Star What? Episode Who?

i am so happy.

April 30, 2005

Really Good Commercial (Warning: Celebrities).

Click.

Really Good Commercial (Warning: Celebrities).

Click.

May 14, 2005

Dogme 95? Polish Cinema? Iranian New Wave?!?

GreenCine has started a page of Movie Genre Primers to let you get a foot in the door on certain film styles and movements. Handy for your next trip to the Alamo Drafthouse.

Dogme 95? Polish Cinema? Iranian New Wave?!?

GreenCine has started a page of Movie Genre Primers to let you get a foot in the door on certain film styles and movements. Handy for your next trip to the Alamo Drafthouse.

May 23, 2005

Voyager, Schmoyager.

inexplicably, they have the coolest cast photos.

So, I finally finished trudging through the seven seasons of Star Trek: Voyager. What the hell. Seriously, what the hell.

Not a good way to follow up Deep Space Nine, and probably the worst series ending ever. Still, there were several episodes that I thought were really good, and several that had me laughing out loud. So there.

Top six things I learned from my Voyager experience:

1. Anything can be fixed with nanoprobes.
2. Taking a Borg to a bar makes for a cheap date.
3. You can't not watch a Borg and an E.M.H. sing "You Are My Sunshine."
4. Neelix likes it Klingon style.
5. Never drink meat nectar.
6. Korean men never get laid in the Delta Quadrant.

Voyager, Schmoyager.

inexplicably, they have the coolest cast photos.

So, I finally finished trudging through the seven seasons of Star Trek: Voyager. What the hell. Seriously, what the hell.

Not a good way to follow up Deep Space Nine, and probably the worst series ending ever. Still, there were several episodes that I thought were really good, and several that had me laughing out loud. So there.

Top six things I learned from my Voyager experience:

1. Anything can be fixed with nanoprobes.
2. Taking a Borg to a bar makes for a cheap date.
3. You can't not watch a Borg and an E.M.H. sing "You Are My Sunshine."
4. Neelix likes it Klingon style.
5. Never drink meat nectar.
6. Korean men never get laid in the Delta Quadrant.

What Is Up With The Whole Da Vinci Code Thing?

Trailer's out. A year before the release date. A year. Not gonna read the book now. Just going to wait for the movie. Note: I will beat senseless the person who gives the story away, just so you know.

More Goodies:

Saint Ralph
Must Love Dogs (Diane Lane. Rowr.)
Rize
Batman Begins (That horse. That awesome horse.)

What Is Up With The Whole Da Vinci Code Thing?

Trailer's out. A year before the release date. A year. Not gonna read the book now. Just going to wait for the movie. Note: I will beat senseless the person who gives the story away, just so you know.

More Goodies:

Saint Ralph
Must Love Dogs (Diane Lane. Rowr.)
Rize
Batman Begins (That horse. That awesome horse.)

May 31, 2005

Um...

The internet is so weird. Way weird. Too weird. Oh my god.

Warning: kinda loud. Also, probably NSFW, because your co-workers will think you're insane.

Addendum: What the hell?

Um...

The internet is so weird. Way weird. Too weird. Oh my god.

Warning: kinda loud. Also, probably NSFW, because your co-workers will think you're insane.

Addendum: What the hell?

June 2, 2005

"My Friend Dario" By Vitalic.

Possibly The Greatest Video Ever. Or Not.

A bit NSFW.

"My Friend Dario" By Vitalic.

Possibly The Greatest Video Ever. Or Not.

A bit NSFW.

June 7, 2005

Oh, Hells Yes.

click to buy the goodness.

About damn time. Judd Apatow's follow-up to Freaks and Geeks. Also snubbed by morons.

Oh, Hells Yes.

click to buy the goodness.

About damn time. Judd Apatow's follow-up to Freaks and Geeks. Also snubbed by morons.

June 26, 2005

What Just Happened?

Le Building is a short awesome extremely manic little film. A must see.

Note: NSFW due to a tiny little part.

What Just Happened?

Le Building is a short awesome extremely manic little film. A must see.

Note: NSFW due to a tiny little part.

June 28, 2005

It's Black, It's White, It's 16-bit, Yeah Yeah Yeah...

M.J. vs. NES.

(Turn your volume down a little)

via yukihime.

It's Black, It's White, It's 16-bit, Yeah Yeah Yeah...

M.J. vs. NES.

(Turn your volume down a little)

via yukihime.

June 29, 2005

Perfect Casting.

Dubya: The Movie

Perfect Casting.

Dubya: The Movie

July 1, 2005

5 Movies I Want To See.

March of the Penguins

The 40 Year Old Virgin

2046

Wallace And Gromit - The Curse of The Were Rabbit

A Scanner Darkly

Addendum: This one is for taking your girlfriend to, in order to score the big points.

5 Movies I Want To See.

March of the Penguins

The 40 Year Old Virgin

2046

Wallace And Gromit - The Curse of The Were Rabbit

A Scanner Darkly

Addendum: This one is for taking your girlfriend to, in order to score the big points.

July 3, 2005

Japanese Movie Trailer Roundup! Yeehaw!

Japanese Movie Trailer Roundup! Yeehaw!

July 8, 2005

Pre-View Notes On Star Trek: Enterprise.

Just started watching season one. What the hell is up with that theme song? I honestly thought that they pulled a b-side form some shitty 80's hair metal band and just slapped it on there. At least 4000 other people agree with me. Anyway, I'm going to go through the first season, but if I'm not really into it by then, I'm gonna dump Trek altogether for a while. Pretty sure nothing's gonna beat DS9.

I've been meaning to watch all the Joss Whedon stuff anyway.

Pre-View Notes On Star Trek: Enterprise.

Just started watching season one. What the hell is up with that theme song? I honestly thought that they pulled a b-side form some shitty 80's hair metal band and just slapped it on there. At least 4000 other people agree with me. Anyway, I'm going to go through the first season, but if I'm not really into it by then, I'm gonna dump Trek altogether for a while. Pretty sure nothing's gonna beat DS9.

I've been meaning to watch all the Joss Whedon stuff anyway.

July 12, 2005

Didn't Go To Live 8? You Can Now!

Ian and Laurie (whoever the hell they are) were good enough to put insanely high quality video of every Live 8 show online. Yikes.

Didn't Go To Live 8? You Can Now!

Ian and Laurie (whoever the hell they are) were good enough to put insanely high quality video of every Live 8 show online. Yikes.

September 2, 2005

We Will See The Space Angels Face To Face.

Scary.

We Will See The Space Angels Face To Face.

Scary.

September 18, 2005

Cause I've Got Faith, Of The Hearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt...

our workout secret? warp core radiation!

So, I finished Enterprise.

Top eight (nine) things I learned from my Enterprise experience:

1. Jolene Blalock is so hot, that Vulcan hair has no negative effect.
2. Dr. Phlox is a big pimp.
3. In the future, all humans have sex fully clothed.
4. Scott Bakula is prone to overacting. A lot.
5. I never know decontamination could be so sexy.
6. It wasn't quite as bad as people said.
7. Except for the crappy ending (memories of Voyager...)
8. ...and the worst theme song in the history of Star Trek.

update:

9. Cmdr. Charles "Trip" Tucker III kicks ass.

Cause I've Got Faith, Of The Hearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt...

our workout secret? warp core radiation!

So, I finished Enterprise.

Top eight (nine) things I learned from my Enterprise experience:

1. Jolene Blalock is so hot, that Vulcan hair has no negative effect.
2. Dr. Phlox is a big pimp.
3. In the future, all humans have sex fully clothed.
4. Scott Bakula is prone to overacting. A lot.
5. I never know decontamination could be so sexy.
6. It wasn't quite as bad as people said.
7. Except for the crappy ending (memories of Voyager...)
8. ...and the worst theme song in the history of Star Trek.

update:

9. Cmdr. Charles "Trip" Tucker III kicks ass.

November 8, 2005

All Up On Sony's Ass.

What 18 Year Old Tyson Ibele does when he's bored.

All Up On Sony's Ass.

What 18 Year Old Tyson Ibele does when he's bored.

November 27, 2005

DO NOT Show This To My Girlfriend!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer - The Chosen Collection (40 Disc DVD Set). Seriously. She must never know.

DO NOT Show This To My Girlfriend!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer - The Chosen Collection (40 Disc DVD Set). Seriously. She must never know.

December 22, 2005

The Chronic! What?

Lazy Sunday by Parnell and the Lonely Island guys. Awesome.

The Chronic! What?

Lazy Sunday by Parnell and the Lonely Island guys. Awesome.

January 10, 2006

Italian Anchorman Google Video Zen.

I can already tell this is going to get addictive, so I'll limit myself to one a day, max. Also, it won't count as my new year's resolution daily post.

Italian Anchorman Google Video Zen.

I can already tell this is going to get addictive, so I'll limit myself to one a day, max. Also, it won't count as my new year's resolution daily post.

Yoda Has Finally Lost It.

episode iii, the backstroke of the west.

Yoda Has Finally Lost It.

episode iii, the backstroke of the west.

Into The What Now?

jessica_alba15-789516.jpg

Just finished watching Into The Blue. The movie needs to be called Some Stuff That Happens In Between The 45 Times You Get To Look At Jessica Alba's Wet Butt. Seriously. I wasn't even watching it for the Alba Butt. By the halfway point, I was marking its appearance like chapter breaks. I'm actually wondering why they didn't do that on the DVD. Chapter 1 - Alba's butt, the 1st appearance. Chapter 2 - Return of the Butt. Chapter 3 - Butt Takes a Holiday.

Into The What Now?

jessica_alba15-789516.jpg

Just finished watching Into The Blue. The movie needs to be called Some Stuff That Happens In Between The 45 Times You Get To Look At Jessica Alba's Wet Butt. Seriously. I wasn't even watching it for the Alba Butt. By the halfway point, I was marking its appearance like chapter breaks. I'm actually wondering why they didn't do that on the DVD. Chapter 1 - Alba's butt, the 1st appearance. Chapter 2 - Return of the Butt. Chapter 3 - Butt Takes a Holiday.

New and Improved Google Video...

Thank God for Google Video. Otherwise, we might not be able to see stuff like this.

New and Improved Google Video...

Thank God for Google Video. Otherwise, we might not be able to see stuff like this.

January 11, 2006

Why I Love Family Guy.

Why I Love Family Guy.

Poor Bear.

Poor Bear.

Clap Point Point Point Squat.

Clap Point Point Point Squat.

Scott Wills - Greatest Breakdancer Ever?

Scott Wills - Greatest Breakdancer Ever?

Cat Dance.

Yeah, I know I said one video a day. But just look at this crap.

Cat Dance.

Yeah, I know I said one video a day. But just look at this crap.

January 12, 2006

The Boy Cow Or The Girl Cow?

The Boy Cow Or The Girl Cow?

I Want A Guinness All Of The Sudden.

I Want A Guinness All Of The Sudden.

January 16, 2006

Half Awesome, Half Not.

Night of Fire - Hinoi Team feat. Korikki

Half Awesome, Half Not.

Night of Fire - Hinoi Team feat. Korikki

Things Women Can't Do In Public.

Damn Skoopy went and messed up the ending. I'll die wondering what this was a commercial for.

Things Women Can't Do In Public.

Damn Skoopy went and messed up the ending. I'll die wondering what this was a commercial for.

Canon Rock By Jerry C.

Canon Rock By Jerry C.

Chin Works Too Hard.

Chin Works Too Hard.

Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day.

Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day.

I Can't! I'm Playin' Nut!

I Can't! I'm Playin' Nut!

January 18, 2006

I Love This On So Many Levels.

Old Lady vs Mercedes Guy

I Love This On So Many Levels.

Old Lady vs Mercedes Guy

January 19, 2006

Honda Has Great Ad People.

vrooooooooooooom!!

I've long been a fan of Honda's cog ad (provided below for those who haven't seen it), and even though the new "Sounds" ad isn't quite as groundbreaking, I have to give it its due. More info at BoingBoing.

Honda Has Great Ad People.

vrooooooooooooom!!

I've long been a fan of Honda's cog ad (provided below for those who haven't seen it), and even though the new "Sounds" ad isn't quite as groundbreaking, I have to give it its due. More info at BoingBoing.

January 21, 2006

Four.

44444.gif

Surfing about, I came upon Channel 4's new FourDocs page. Simply put, you can watch (or upload your own) documentaries, four minutes in length. Neat stuff.

While I was there, I found their Videos page. Lots and lots of fun stuff to watch, including the somewhat kick ass Gorillaz video for Dirty Harry (wmv), and High (also wmv), by the really really intense (read: awesome) James Blunt.

Now go waste your afternoon watching streaming video.

Four.

44444.gif

Surfing about, I came upon Channel 4's new FourDocs page. Simply put, you can watch (or upload your own) documentaries, four minutes in length. Neat stuff.

While I was there, I found their Videos page. Lots and lots of fun stuff to watch, including the somewhat kick ass Gorillaz video for Dirty Harry (wmv), and High (also wmv), by the really really intense (read: awesome) James Blunt.

Now go waste your afternoon watching streaming video.

January 24, 2006

My Favorite Fresh Prince Scene.

My Favorite Fresh Prince Scene.

January 28, 2006

I Honestly Can't Stop Laughing.

/

I really can't stop laughing at this. I think something might be broken in my brain.

Thanks to Jen and The Superficial.

I Honestly Can't Stop Laughing.

/

I really can't stop laughing at this. I think something might be broken in my brain.

Thanks to Jen and The Superficial.

February 3, 2006

I Wish I Knew How To Quit You!

I Wish I Knew How To Quit You!

February 5, 2006

It's For Fun.

Nacho Libre!

It's For Fun.

Nacho Libre!

February 15, 2006

Sopranos!!!

yay yay yay yay yay yay yay!

Sopranos Sopranos Sopranos Sopranos Sopranos!!! Awesome super mega cool ass awesome! Sopranos Sopranos Sopranos Sopranos!!! Wheeeeee!

(catching breath)

Sopranos!!!

yay yay yay yay yay yay yay!

Sopranos Sopranos Sopranos Sopranos Sopranos!!! Awesome super mega cool ass awesome! Sopranos Sopranos Sopranos Sopranos!!! Wheeeeee!

(catching breath)

February 20, 2006

Reading Rainbow Is The Shizzle.

5-1-05_Burton-art.jpg

If you didn't know already, I work for PBS.

I just finished watching Reading Rainbow. Usually, I'm a little busy, and the shows are just background noise. But this one was too beautifully dated to pass by. There was really bad CG. There were videos by Lionel Ritchie, Tears for Fears, Sting, and freakin' El DeBarge ('Who's Johnny,' remember?). Run-DMC and Pete Seeger guest starred. Where the hell else would you find those two together? That's right, nowhere. 'Cause Reading Rainbow is the shizzle.

I mean, Jam Master Jay scratched a book.

Reading Rainbow Is The Shizzle.

5-1-05_Burton-art.jpg

If you didn't know already, I work for PBS.

I just finished watching Reading Rainbow. Usually, I'm a little busy, and the shows are just background noise. But this one was too beautifully dated to pass by. There was really bad CG. There were videos by Lionel Ritchie, Tears for Fears, Sting, and freakin' El DeBarge ('Who's Johnny,' remember?). Run-DMC and Pete Seeger guest starred. Where the hell else would you find those two together? That's right, nowhere. 'Cause Reading Rainbow is the shizzle.

I mean, Jam Master Jay scratched a book.

February 24, 2006

Kiss, Bang, Repeat.

le Jr. de downey de robert est plus frais que vous.

I'm 20 minutes into this movie and it's already in my top 20. Why the hell have I never heard of it?

Kiss, Bang, Repeat.

le Jr. de downey de robert est plus frais que vous.

I'm 20 minutes into this movie and it's already in my top 20. Why the hell have I never heard of it?

March 6, 2006

Myspace: The Movie. NSFW.

Myspace: The Movie. NSFW.

The Greatest Thing In The History Of Ever.

Addendum: This doesn't work, as NBC's lawyers decided that SNL doesn't need a ratings boost. More here.

>

The Greatest Thing In The History Of Ever.

Addendum: This doesn't work, as NBC's lawyers decided that SNL doesn't need a ratings boost. More here.

>

Original vs. Remix.

-----Original-----

-----Remix-----

Original vs. Remix.

-----Original-----

-----Remix-----

March 11, 2006

Joy.

3 minutes of pure happy.

Just watch it. You will be so happy.

Joy.

3 minutes of pure happy.

Just watch it. You will be so happy.

March 19, 2006

Two Hours Of Big Band Mario! I LOVE Google.

(This is two hours long. Direct link to Google Video, so you can watch it fullscreen)

As stated on The Mushroom Kindom (website):

The "Mario & Zelda Big Band Live" concert was held on September 14th, 2003, at the Nihon Seinenkan Hall in Tokyo, Japan. The DVD recording of this event was bundled with the Japanese gaming magazine "Nintendo Dream" vol. 101.

Mario & Zelda Big Band Live was, as the name suggests, live performances of Mario and Zelda music arranged into jazz, Latin, country, and bluegrass. The host, Ashura Benimaru Itoh, started off the concert with an awesome guitar arrangement of the Super Mario Bros. "main theme" and "underworld theme." The performances that followed were divided almost evenly between the Tokyo CubaBoys Jr. (The Big Band of Rogues) and Mr. Yoshihiro Arita (with his band).

Not included is "Mario Scat Version" (Super Mario Sunshine bonus level theme), which finally surfaces as track 4 on the M&ZBBL CD.

After every performance or two, the host talked to the guests a little bit, presumably about the music they just heard and the game it was from.

Two Hours Of Big Band Mario! I LOVE Google.

(This is two hours long. Direct link to Google Video, so you can watch it fullscreen)

As stated on The Mushroom Kindom (website):

The "Mario & Zelda Big Band Live" concert was held on September 14th, 2003, at the Nihon Seinenkan Hall in Tokyo, Japan. The DVD recording of this event was bundled with the Japanese gaming magazine "Nintendo Dream" vol. 101.

Mario & Zelda Big Band Live was, as the name suggests, live performances of Mario and Zelda music arranged into jazz, Latin, country, and bluegrass. The host, Ashura Benimaru Itoh, started off the concert with an awesome guitar arrangement of the Super Mario Bros. "main theme" and "underworld theme." The performances that followed were divided almost evenly between the Tokyo CubaBoys Jr. (The Big Band of Rogues) and Mr. Yoshihiro Arita (with his band).

Not included is "Mario Scat Version" (Super Mario Sunshine bonus level theme), which finally surfaces as track 4 on the M&ZBBL CD.

After every performance or two, the host talked to the guests a little bit, presumably about the music they just heard and the game it was from.

Now Is The Time On Sprockets When We Dance.

The new VW GTI MkV. Freaky scary German woman apparently included.

(Click 'watch your joyride.' You'll see.)

Now Is The Time On Sprockets When We Dance.

The new VW GTI MkV. Freaky scary German woman apparently included.

(Click 'watch your joyride.' You'll see.)

March 26, 2006

I REALLY Need an English to American Dictionary.

mmm. beer.

I'm calling it ahead of time. The BBC series Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps will be going viral any time now. How this show got to the sixth season without me hearing about it, I'll never know. Think Coupling, just lower class.

I REALLY Need an English to American Dictionary.

mmm. beer.

I'm calling it ahead of time. The BBC series Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps will be going viral any time now. How this show got to the sixth season without me hearing about it, I'll never know. Think Coupling, just lower class.

April 9, 2006

A Short Film Plus Three Trailers.

Watch Spin from Double Edge Films. It's pretty sweet (about eight minutes).

After that, check out the trailers for 11:59, Blanston and The Maze.

A Short Film Plus Three Trailers.

Watch Spin from Double Edge Films. It's pretty sweet (about eight minutes).

After that, check out the trailers for 11:59, Blanston and The Maze.

April 23, 2006

It's The Final Countdown!!!

Addendum: 'I Wanna Love You Tender' by Armi & Danny. Holy God.

It's The Final Countdown!!!

Addendum: 'I Wanna Love You Tender' by Armi & Danny. Holy God.

June 5, 2006

One More Before I Go.

I'm still moving to my new server, but I had to put this up. Lots of music at Anachronomicon to keep you busy in the meantime.

One More Before I Go.

I'm still moving to my new server, but I had to put this up. Lots of music at Anachronomicon to keep you busy in the meantime.

June 18, 2006

Rollin With Saget (Uncut)

Rollin With Saget (Uncut)

August 12, 2006

PS3 vs. Wii. A Little Bit NSFW.


i'm cheap, and fun.

NSFW means Not Safe For Work. People asked.

PS3 vs. Wii. A Little Bit NSFW.


i'm cheap, and fun.

NSFW means Not Safe For Work. People asked.

August 13, 2006

Indicator Of My Age, Number 342.


the second video ever aired on mtv.

I just realized that MTV is 25 years old this month. Anyone else find it funny that MTV is now too old to be on any of its reality shows?

Indicator Of My Age, Number 342.


the second video ever aired on mtv.

I just realized that MTV is 25 years old this month. Anyone else find it funny that MTV is now too old to be on any of its reality shows?

D.O.A.The Movie. Really. With Volleyball.

we're tough. and pretty. grr.

Probably the first in the "Hey, Snakes on a Plane is stupid, and everyone wants to see that. Let's do this stupid film and see what happens" craze certain to come from coke addled H-wood, here comes Dead Or Alive. Whee. Stills Collection Here.

And yes, that is Jaime Pressly. Way to take that awesome My Name Is Earl street cred and poop all over it.

"Hey, dummies. What are you guys probably just
sitting and saying stupid stuff, doing stupid stuff..."

D.O.A.The Movie. Really. With Volleyball.

we're tough. and pretty. grr.

Probably the first in the "Hey, Snakes on a Plane is stupid, and everyone wants to see that. Let's do this stupid film and see what happens" craze certain to come from coke addled H-wood, here comes Dead Or Alive. Whee. Stills Collection Here.

And yes, that is Jaime Pressly. Way to take that awesome My Name Is Earl street cred and poop all over it.

"Hey, dummies. What are you guys probably just
sitting and saying stupid stuff, doing stupid stuff..."

August 14, 2006

Sunshine.

click me to see.

Sunshine.

click me to see.

Cosplay.

Watch the folks on the left. Then watch it again for the looks on the host's face. via Kotaku.

Cosplay.

Watch the folks on the left. Then watch it again for the looks on the host's face. via Kotaku.

August 15, 2006

It's Like A Big Budget Hint For John Stewart.

It's Like A Big Budget Hint For John Stewart.

August 26, 2006

Three Minutes Of Kitty Zen.

ommmmmmmmmmmm...

Three Minutes Of Kitty Zen.

ommmmmmmmmmmm...

I Would Like To Buy A Hamburger.

I Would Like To Buy A Hamburger.

August 27, 2006

Social Change, Schmocial Change. Gimme Shoes!

The petition for the Back to the Future II Nikes I mentioned earlier now has a commercial. Dig it.

via AC.

Social Change, Schmocial Change. Gimme Shoes!

The petition for the Back to the Future II Nikes I mentioned earlier now has a commercial. Dig it.

via AC.

Sneezing Baby Panda. Kawaii!

Sneezing Baby Panda. Kawaii!

September 2, 2006

Master Chief's Flying Circus.

spam spam spam spam spam halo and spam.

via Kotaku.

Master Chief's Flying Circus.

spam spam spam spam spam halo and spam.

via Kotaku.

September 6, 2006

The Greatest Racing Game Video Ever Made.

1K Project II

1000 Simultaneous replays of one track in Trackmania. Unbelievable.

via Kotaku.

P.S. - Some people have trouble with the GameTrailers.com player. Here's a lower quality version on YouTube, if you need it.

The Greatest Racing Game Video Ever Made.

1K Project II

1000 Simultaneous replays of one track in Trackmania. Unbelievable.

via Kotaku.

P.S. - Some people have trouble with the GameTrailers.com player. Here's a lower quality version on YouTube, if you need it.

September 8, 2006

Gamers Only: Tricking iT 2.

20 minutes of awesome weapon assisted acrobatics from Shaolin Productions.

Download for Video iPod.

via BoingBoing.

Gamers Only: Tricking iT 2.

20 minutes of awesome weapon assisted acrobatics from Shaolin Productions.

Download for Video iPod.

via BoingBoing.

September 14, 2006

Paa! Paa!! Paa! Paa!!! Paa!! PAAA!! PAA! PAA!!

via Kotaku.

Paa! Paa!! Paa! Paa!!! Paa!! PAAA!! PAA! PAA!!

via Kotaku.

I Tried To Find The Paa!! Lady On YouTube. Oops.

You know it's bad when I'm siding with the Fox News guys. Oy.

I Tried To Find The Paa!! Lady On YouTube. Oops.

You know it's bad when I'm siding with the Fox News guys. Oy.

September 16, 2006

Maneki Neko, You Whore.

Maneki Neko at Wikipedia, in case you ever wondered what the hell was up with the cats.

Maneki Neko, You Whore.

Maneki Neko at Wikipedia, in case you ever wondered what the hell was up with the cats.

This Is Just Scary.

This Is Just Scary.

Room 808.

yeah, it's funny until it happens to you.

Room 808.

yeah, it's funny until it happens to you.

Awwwwwwwwww!

Awwwwwwwwww!

Scooter meets Half-Life 2. Yikes.

If you don't know who Scooter is, it's OK. You're not missing much. Just watch this until you get about a minute in, as it starts a litttle slow. Very mildly NSFW.

Wikipedia entry for Scooter, if you're interested.

via Kotaku.

Scooter meets Half-Life 2. Yikes.

If you don't know who Scooter is, it's OK. You're not missing much. Just watch this until you get about a minute in, as it starts a litttle slow. Very mildly NSFW.

Wikipedia entry for Scooter, if you're interested.

via Kotaku.

September 17, 2006

An Awesome Windows Ad?

via Ads of the World.

An Awesome Windows Ad?

via Ads of the World.

September 19, 2006

The Race.

via BoingBoing.

The Race.

via BoingBoing.

September 22, 2006

Hey.

Jambo Jambo.

Hey.

Jambo Jambo.

September 26, 2006

Um...


Um...

September 29, 2006

Family Guy Drops The F-Bomb. Seriously.

The video won't stay on YouTube long enough to link it, but I finally found it on GorillaMask (NOTE: Site is Not Safe For Work. The page I'm linking to currently has no boobs or anything on it, but it's no guarantee.). You can also Right Click Here to download the video directly (and avoid accidental boobs).

Family Guy Drops The F-Bomb. Seriously.

The video won't stay on YouTube long enough to link it, but I finally found it on GorillaMask (NOTE: Site is Not Safe For Work. The page I'm linking to currently has no boobs or anything on it, but it's no guarantee.). You can also Right Click Here to download the video directly (and avoid accidental boobs).

October 1, 2006

Can You Say Lifetime Achievement Grammy?

Can You Say Lifetime Achievement Grammy?

October 2, 2006

BioShock. OK, Now I Gotta Buy An Xbox 360. Dammit.

Note: Some scary and slightly gross bits, in case you have a weak constitution.

BioShock. OK, Now I Gotta Buy An Xbox 360. Dammit.

Note: Some scary and slightly gross bits, in case you have a weak constitution.

October 8, 2006

I Miss MTV.

moby - in this world
blur - music is my radar
daft punk - around the world

I Miss MTV.

moby - in this world
blur - music is my radar
daft punk - around the world

October 11, 2006

Holy Shit.

frank miller will save us all.


Holy Shit.

frank miller will save us all.

October 19, 2006

So This Is What All That Internet 2.0 Stuff's About.

Blinkx embeddable video walls. Keen.

Addendum: You can do them based on search results. This one's for "Scarlett Johansson," with safe search on. :(

So This Is What All That Internet 2.0 Stuff's About.

Blinkx embeddable video walls. Keen.

Addendum: You can do them based on search results. This one's for "Scarlett Johansson," with safe search on. :(

Cultural Learnings Of America.

Cultural Learnings Of America.

Busch.

Busch.

Surviving An Alien Attack.

Surviving An Alien Attack.

October 20, 2006

Battle Of The Bands.

I haven't laughed that hard in weeks.

via BoingBoing, who've apparently forgotten that I exist. :(

Battle Of The Bands.

I haven't laughed that hard in weeks.

via BoingBoing, who've apparently forgotten that I exist. :(

October 21, 2006

The Most Violent Videogame Ever.

Nope, not Grand Theft Auto. Not Doom. Not Quake or Bully or Dead Rising.

Rollercoaster Tycoon 3. Not for the faint of heart.

The Most Violent Videogame Ever.

Nope, not Grand Theft Auto. Not Doom. Not Quake or Bully or Dead Rising.

Rollercoaster Tycoon 3. Not for the faint of heart.

Cat Wheel, And Cat Wheel 2: The Revenge.

Cat Wheel, And Cat Wheel 2: The Revenge.

October 23, 2006

Hey Marcus, How Was Your Weekend?

Hey Marcus, How Was Your Weekend?

Curves? What Are These Curves?

I would have loved this more if it was all right angles. Tron and curves don't mix.

On a side note, kudos to ifilm for one-upping the YouTube player. That menu button is slick.

Curves? What Are These Curves?

I would have loved this more if it was all right angles. Tron and curves don't mix.

On a side note, kudos to ifilm for one-upping the YouTube player. That menu button is slick.

This Scares The Crap Out Of Me.


rubot - rubik's cube soving robot prototype

This Scares The Crap Out Of Me.


rubot - rubik's cube soving robot prototype

October 24, 2006

These Guys Are Gonna Get Rich.

This is really amazing. Three guys at Carnegie Mellon developed software that can take a 2D image and automatically extrapolate the 3D elements from it. Very cool.

Give it about a year, and you'll see this in home use. Two I can think of right off the bat:

1. Scan your home photo collection in, and display your memories in 3D. If it's the same room, have the people in the room fade from shot to shot while the room stays the same.

2. Gamers can photograph their real life surroundings and have the software stitch and render the photos into FPS maps. You could do whole apartment complexes/universities/etc. in no time.

Ooo! I thought of another one. You could integrate photos into Google Earth, and import old photos of buildings with the date in case they ever incorporate a "time travel" setting. Keen.

Gotta love technology.

Video found via Gizmodo.

These Guys Are Gonna Get Rich.

This is really amazing. Three guys at Carnegie Mellon developed software that can take a 2D image and automatically extrapolate the 3D elements from it. Very cool.

Give it about a year, and you'll see this in home use. Two I can think of right off the bat:

1. Scan your home photo collection in, and display your memories in 3D. If it's the same room, have the people in the room fade from shot to shot while the room stays the same.

2. Gamers can photograph their real life surroundings and have the software stitch and render the photos into FPS maps. You could do whole apartment complexes/universities/etc. in no time.

Ooo! I thought of another one. You could integrate photos into Google Earth, and import old photos of buildings with the date in case they ever incorporate a "time travel" setting. Keen.

Gotta love technology.

Video found via Gizmodo.

Discriminav. For Your Grandparents.

Discriminav. For Your Grandparents.

October 28, 2006

Zero To Sixty In One Second. Shiny.

via Engadget.

Zero To Sixty In One Second. Shiny.

via Engadget.

November 12, 2006

I Heart Sam Raimi. Giddy Giddy Giddy.

I Heart Sam Raimi. Giddy Giddy Giddy.

November 15, 2006

Kiwi!

Kiwi by Dony Permedi. A downloadable version is available at his website.

Kiwi!

Kiwi by Dony Permedi. A downloadable version is available at his website.

January 2, 2007

The 1K Project / Zudeo / Video Whores

so many cars...

I was looking for a hi-res copy of The 1K Project when I came across Zudeo. It seems to be an offshoot of Azureus. If you're a video whore like myself, preferring to find higher-than-youtube-quality videos and keeping them, you must check this out. It's potentially awesome.

Note: I haven't tried the Zudeo client. I just clicked the videos, and Azureus opens them up like a regular Torrent. Only way faster.

The 1K Project / Zudeo / Video Whores

so many cars...

I was looking for a hi-res copy of The 1K Project when I came across Zudeo. It seems to be an offshoot of Azureus. If you're a video whore like myself, preferring to find higher-than-youtube-quality videos and keeping them, you must check this out. It's potentially awesome.

Note: I haven't tried the Zudeo client. I just clicked the videos, and Azureus opens them up like a regular Torrent. Only way faster.

January 13, 2007

Four Minutes Of Cats Acting Like Dumbasses.

via my S.O., who really needs a blog.

Four Minutes Of Cats Acting Like Dumbasses.

via my S.O., who really needs a blog.

January 19, 2007

Olbermann. Military Comissions Act. Smackdown.

Gotta love Olbermann. The Military Comissions Act is pontentially very dangerous, and he nails it to the wall in eight minutes.

via Nikonius.

Olbermann. Military Comissions Act. Smackdown.

Gotta love Olbermann. The Military Comissions Act is pontentially very dangerous, and he nails it to the wall in eight minutes.

via Nikonius.

January 23, 2007

How Come Nobody Called Me?

Nerdcore For Life! A new documentary. With no LO2. I'm sad.

LO2 - Crizzash

How Come Nobody Called Me?

Nerdcore For Life! A new documentary. With no LO2. I'm sad.

LO2 - Crizzash

February 9, 2007

Cool Whhhip.

Cool Whhhip.

Aqua Twenty Hunger Four.

Aqua Twenty Hunger Four.

She Lost Her What?

She Lost Her What?

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters Colon The Trailer.

I am so very happy about this.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters Colon The Trailer.

I am so very happy about this.

The Only Awesome Thing K-Fed Will Ever Do. Ever. Ever Ever Ever. That's It.

The Only Awesome Thing K-Fed Will Ever Do. Ever. Ever Ever Ever. That's It.

February 11, 2007

$1.7 Million + 253 MPH = The Bugatti Veyron

$1.7 Million + 253 MPH = The Bugatti Veyron

A Hero Will Rise.

A Hero Will Rise.

February 14, 2007

And Now, Your Moment Of Zen.

via BoingBoing.

And Now, Your Moment Of Zen.

via BoingBoing.

February 18, 2007

Kristen Bell Dresses As Slave Leia. Rowr.

Kristen Bell Dresses As Slave Leia. Rowr.

Veronica Mars Blooper Reel.

I'm so on a Veronica Mars kick right now. No idea why.

Veronica Mars Blooper Reel.

I'm so on a Veronica Mars kick right now. No idea why.

February 19, 2007

Sweet German Car Chase / Wreck Sequence.

Not real, from a TV show. I'm not into human suffering.

I would have embedded the player, but it's got one of those "no embed" things on it. Boooooo.

Watch it here.

Sweet German Car Chase / Wreck Sequence.

Not real, from a TV show. I'm not into human suffering.

I would have embedded the player, but it's got one of those "no embed" things on it. Boooooo.

Watch it here.

Joel Turner Is The Greatest Australian Beatboxer I Know Of.

Joel Turner Is The Greatest Australian Beatboxer I Know Of.

Cat Ass Whacking: A Play In Two Acts.

Act I

Act II

via Nikonius.

It only makes sense to have two bonus features:



Cat Ass Whacking: A Play In Two Acts.

Act I

Act II

via Nikonius.

It only makes sense to have two bonus features:



Bonus Features?

I thought it would be a neat idea to have little video "Bonus Features" to go with entries, with the same general theme of the post. Let me know if you know of a way to improve it.

By the way, the theme of this post is greased up Japanese guy wearing horns.

Bonus Features?

I thought it would be a neat idea to have little video "Bonus Features" to go with entries, with the same general theme of the post. Let me know if you know of a way to improve it.

By the way, the theme of this post is greased up Japanese guy wearing horns.

February 21, 2007

I Dare You To Watch This And Not Laugh.

I Dare You To Watch This And Not Laugh.

February 23, 2007

So Funny, I Almost Peed. On A Fire Hydrant. (NSFW?)

So Funny, I Almost Peed. On A Fire Hydrant. (NSFW?)

February 24, 2007

I Love George Takei.


I Love George Takei.

The Fast And The Furiouser-er.

God. If it wouldn't have been a logistical nightmare for the advertising, they so would've called this movie Fast Tits.

The Fast And The Furiouser-er.

God. If it wouldn't have been a logistical nightmare for the advertising, they so would've called this movie Fast Tits.

March 8, 2007

The Rotatron CornBobber.

The Rotatron CornBobber.

March 10, 2007

"Atlas," By A Band Called Battles.

Odd. Very odd. Yet strangely compelling.

"Atlas," By A Band Called Battles.

Odd. Very odd. Yet strangely compelling.

March 19, 2007

Great. Now They Can See Me Poop.

Great. Now They Can See Me Poop.

March 20, 2007

Year Zero. (Not Safe For Work. Intense.)

Year Zero. (Not Safe For Work. Intense.)

March 27, 2007

"Window in the Skies" by U2. Brilliant.

"Window in the Skies" by U2. Brilliant.

April 1, 2007

American Movies.


American Movies.

April 2, 2007

Must See TV, PBS Style.

America at a Crossroads is airing April 15th-20th on most PBS stations. It looks incredible. I can't wait.

You know, I don't make a lot of money working for PBS, but showing stuff like this makes it worth it.

Must See TV, PBS Style.

America at a Crossroads is airing April 15th-20th on most PBS stations. It looks incredible. I can't wait.

You know, I don't make a lot of money working for PBS, but showing stuff like this makes it worth it.

April 3, 2007

"My Humps" by Alanis Morissette. Wait. What?

I love her now.

via the wigizzle to the yehaw.

NOTE: Bonus feature is NOT Safe For Work, and is also kind of offensive.
NOTE: Bonus feature is NOT Safe For Work, and is also kind of offensive.

"My Humps" by Alanis Morissette. Wait. What?

I love her now.

via the wigizzle to the yehaw.

NOTE: Bonus feature is NOT Safe For Work, and is also kind of offensive.
NOTE: Bonus feature is NOT Safe For Work, and is also kind of offensive.

April 5, 2007

That Monster Better Look Out.

via my first long term S.O.

That Monster Better Look Out.

via my first long term S.O.

May 4, 2007

For My S.O.

For My S.O.

Code Guardian. Awesome,

Code Guardian. Awesome,

June 5, 2007

Mika Is The New Freddie Mercury.

Or the new Queen. I'm not sure if Mika is the guy or the band. So Mika is the new one of those. I don't know what I'm saying.

Mika Is The New Freddie Mercury.

Or the new Queen. I'm not sure if Mika is the guy or the band. So Mika is the new one of those. I don't know what I'm saying.

No Direction, Period.

via the Wyjyzizzle.

No Direction, Period.

via the Wyjyzizzle.

August 1, 2007

London, London, London!

London, London, London!

August 26, 2007

"South Africa, And The Iraq, Everywhere Like Such As..."

"South Africa, And The Iraq, Everywhere Like Such As..."

August 27, 2007

Not Safe For Work. Or Home. Or Wyoming.

Just kidding, but it is a guy in a Speedo, so if you're a homophobe, you can pass. Also, if you're at work, and you don't want homophobes at work to start a rumor that you're gay, you can also pass.

Actually, aside from the fact that Japanese humor is so hard for me to fathom that this is rendered funny, I'm posting it for another reason. I actually watch so much TV from so many countries that I saw the judge at the end and thought "Is that Joe from Adam and Joe Go Tokyo?" This essentially means that I want to know if someone from a British show I watched that never aired in the US that was about Japanese culture quirks was now on a YouTube video of a Japanese (Game? Variety? Speedo?) show as a judge, or if it was just someone else that looks like him.

I watch too much TV. Thanks internet.

Not Safe For Work. Or Home. Or Wyoming.

Just kidding, but it is a guy in a Speedo, so if you're a homophobe, you can pass. Also, if you're at work, and you don't want homophobes at work to start a rumor that you're gay, you can also pass.

Actually, aside from the fact that Japanese humor is so hard for me to fathom that this is rendered funny, I'm posting it for another reason. I actually watch so much TV from so many countries that I saw the judge at the end and thought "Is that Joe from Adam and Joe Go Tokyo?" This essentially means that I want to know if someone from a British show I watched that never aired in the US that was about Japanese culture quirks was now on a YouTube video of a Japanese (Game? Variety? Speedo?) show as a judge, or if it was just someone else that looks like him.

I watch too much TV. Thanks internet.

September 5, 2007

Muffins!

Muffins!

September 7, 2007

Aaaaaaaaaave Mariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia.

Aaaaaaaaaave Mariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia.

September 11, 2007

FCU.

FCU with Bill Murray

via the ZnZ.

FCU.

FCU with Bill Murray

via the ZnZ.

September 24, 2007

Overtime.

Overtime.

September 26, 2007

Halo 4.

via the Wyjy.

Halo 4.

via the Wyjy.

October 20, 2007

Every Daily Show. Yay!

Every Daily Show is now available for free. Awesome.

Every Daily Show. Yay!

Every Daily Show is now available for free. Awesome.

November 28, 2007

Saudi Kids Are Crazy.

Saudi Kids Are Crazy.

Unlikely Horror Movies.

Unlikely Horror Movies.

Cats. Talking. Translated.

Cats. Talking. Translated.

December 8, 2007

I Ran.

I Ran.

December 9, 2007

Happy.

Happy.

Ai Caramba!

Ai Caramba!

Leslie Hall's "How We Go Out."

Apparently, this is from her third album.

I want a third album...

Leslie Hall's "How We Go Out."

Apparently, this is from her third album.

I want a third album...

December 13, 2007

Crank Dat Kosha Boy.

via Nick.

Crank Dat Kosha Boy.

via Nick.

December 30, 2007

The Last Word On Jamie Lynn Spears.

The Last Word On Jamie Lynn Spears.

Um...

Um...

January 10, 2008

Corn!

Corn!

January 13, 2008

Rid-It-Dit-Dee-Doooo.

Rid-It-Dit-Dee-Doooo.

My S.O. Can Relate.

My S.O. Can Relate.

Beanbastic.

Beanbastic.

January 14, 2008

Wow. Russians Know How To Test Things.

Wow. Russians Know How To Test Things.

January 16, 2008

Lasagna Cat.

That's all I can say.

via the Wyjy.

Lasagna Cat.

That's all I can say.

via the Wyjy.

People in Order.

via the Wyjy.

People in Order.

via the Wyjy.

January 25, 2008

I Can't Believe I Never Thought About This.

More oddball keen at Very Tasteful.


I Can't Believe I Never Thought About This.

More oddball keen at Very Tasteful.


OK. That's Clever.

OK. That's Clever.

January 28, 2008

Tales Of Mere Existence.

Good stuff. More on Lev's page, Ingredient X, or on YouTube.

Tales Of Mere Existence.

Good stuff. More on Lev's page, Ingredient X, or on YouTube.

January 30, 2008

It's The Phone Number That Gets Me.

It's The Phone Number That Gets Me.

February 6, 2008

I Love Sarah Silverman.

I Love Sarah Silverman.

February 11, 2008

The Word Has Lost All Meaning.

The Word Has Lost All Meaning.

February 19, 2008

BFS LOL.

BFS LOL.

October 20, 2008

Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show.

Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show.

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