New Category!
I've decided to start a new category called religulous (religion+ridiculous) to showcase examples of religious (Please note that I did not just say Christian. All religions/beliefs apply. Don't shoot me.) activity that make me not want to join an organized anything worshipping an anything anywhere.
The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, an extremely clever critique of the Intelligent Design movement, apparently raised the ire of a fellow named Mike who wrote the folks at BoingBoing. And I quote:
You guys are nuts.Come on a flying spaghetti monster?Look there is no such thing as a flying spaghetti monster.God created the world.This is only a jloke.Come on.A flying spaghetti monster/Flying spaghetti monster my butt.You should read the bible,pray,and go to a church.Come on.Have you ever even seen it.
Let me answer that question for you NO!HAVE YOU!YOU SHOULDN'T BELIVE ABOUT EVOLUTION OR OTHER FALSE gods OR FALSE PROPHETS OR EVEN THE MAN WHO FIRST TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS.THAT MAN IS A LIAR. HE JUST DID THAT SO SCHOOLS SHOULDN'TTEACH ABOUT THE ONE AND ONLY ALL POWERFUL, ALL KNOWING, ALMIGHTY GOD AND HIS SON JESUS.lISTEN GOD SACRIFIED HIS ONE AND ONLY SON TO SAVE US ALL.YOU GUYS NEED TO READ THE HOLY BIBLE.IT TEACHES US EVERYTHINNG AND IT DOESN'T LIE LIKE THAT MAN.gUYS WHAT I AM SAYING IS NOT A JOKE IT IS THE TRUTH.PLEASE READ THE HOLY BIBLE.THIS IS VERY TRUE.IN THE BIBLE IT SAYS THAT JESUS WIIL COME BACK.HE WILL COME BACK AND HE WILL TAKE US TO BE JUDGED.AND I TELL I READ T HIS FROM THE BIBLE IF YOUR NAME IS NOT IN THE BOOK OF LIFE YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO COME INTO HEAVEN.YOU NEED TO READ THE HOLY BIBLE NOT PRAISE A STUPID FALSE THING ABOUT A flying spaghetti monster that does not exist.That man is a liar.Who has ever seen a flying spaghetti monster.
Stop praising,singing,loving,serving,and adoring that thing, that piece of trash,that thing that was made up and doesn't even exist, when you should be praising,singing,loving,serving and adoring the HOLY THE ONE AND ONLY GOD.Please belive me.
Wow, right?
Now check out the Casey Powell thread. Oh, and be his MySpace friend! It's fun and full of Irony!