LO2

Mad Seizure Cats!

The fun (but not as good) Killer Japanese Seizure Robots!

Cliff showed me these a long time ago, just remembered them.

Mad Seizure Cats!

The fun (but not as good) Killer Japanese Seizure Robots!

Cliff showed me these a long time ago, just remembered them.

War meets art amongst the rugmakers of Afghanistan. Article at Maisonneuve.

War meets art amongst the rugmakers of Afghanistan. Article at Maisonneuve.

Holy Crap.

Read the How-To.

Holy Crap.

Read the How-To.

It says "Ideal Taste of Sea Goodness and Mayonnaise!" Really.

From Chachich.com.

It says "Ideal Taste of Sea Goodness and Mayonnaise!" Really.

From Chachich.com.

Fun stuff from the Museum of Hoaxes.

After you read #10, go here, and feel the fury.

Fun stuff from the Museum of Hoaxes.

After you read #10, go here, and feel the fury.

Go here to sign up for the elusive black iPod, so you can be an even snootier Mac Addict. There's only 75 in the world, and only 1 in this giveaway. Go Nuts.

Go here to sign up for the elusive black iPod, so you can be an even snootier Mac Addict. There's only 75 in the world, and only 1 in this giveaway. Go Nuts.

I'm gonna buy stock in Pfizer. Read the story at The BBC.

I'm gonna buy stock in Pfizer. Read the story at The BBC.

Actual eBay item description. Got a giggle out of it.

You are bidding on the digital press kit for GARDEN STATE, the award-winning directorial debut from (and starring) Zach Braff from television's SCRUBS. The film also stars Natalie Portman, and you know what that means, don't you? It means you need this press kit. You need it more than air.

The CD-ROM comes with all of the typical press kit-type stuff, like scads of photos, posters, and the film's trailer. Once the other eBay kids find out Queen Amidala has a new film coming out, you know the price on this puppy is going to skyrocket. So get bidding, fools!

PayPal only.

Bid on more of my crud and save on shipping.

Good luck and happy bidding.

Actual eBay item description. Got a giggle out of it.

You are bidding on the digital press kit for GARDEN STATE, the award-winning directorial debut from (and starring) Zach Braff from television's SCRUBS. The film also stars Natalie Portman, and you know what that means, don't you? It means you need this press kit. You need it more than air.

The CD-ROM comes with all of the typical press kit-type stuff, like scads of photos, posters, and the film's trailer. Once the other eBay kids find out Queen Amidala has a new film coming out, you know the price on this puppy is going to skyrocket. So get bidding, fools!

PayPal only.

Bid on more of my crud and save on shipping.

Good luck and happy bidding.

175 Definitions of Jesus from UrbanDictionary.com. Interesting as an example of what people will say about culturally important topics when they don't have to worry about the consequences. Not for the easily offended.

175 Definitions of Jesus from UrbanDictionary.com. Interesting as an example of what people will say about culturally important topics when they don't have to worry about the consequences. Not for the easily offended.

Click the pic to see video of it in action. Not sure how to feel about it yet.

Click the pic to see video of it in action. Not sure how to feel about it yet.

From The Hall of Technical Documentation Weirdness. Great Stuff.

From The Hall of Technical Documentation Weirdness. Great Stuff.

Made a link image for anyone that wants to link to my comic, The Adventures of Bark and Skeet. Not that anyone will, but please request any other form factors you might want.

Made a link image for anyone that wants to link to my comic, The Adventures of Bark and Skeet. Not that anyone will, but please request any other form factors you might want.

A Spanish-language version of Windows XP, destined for Latin American markets, asked users to select their gender between "not specified," "male" or "bitch," because of an unfortunate error in translation.

From How eight pixels cost Microsoft millions.

A Spanish-language version of Windows XP, destined for Latin American markets, asked users to select their gender between "not specified," "male" or "bitch," because of an unfortunate error in translation.

From How eight pixels cost Microsoft millions.

Ok, who's going to China with me to see this thing?

Video of the 2008 Beijing National Swimming Center, China

Ok, who's going to China with me to see this thing?

Video of the 2008 Beijing National Swimming Center, China

Yes.

Yes.

Click if you dare have your mind warped by insanity!!!! ...not really.

Click if you dare have your mind warped by insanity!!!! ...not really.

Many More Here.

Many More Here.

Many More Here.

Many More Here.

My Dark Horse Is Horny. The dumbest short film ever made. Ever.

Japanese Maze Game. Possibly the scariest flash game ever made.

Helicopter. The greatest flash game ever made.

Astonishingly large hamburger from Denny's Beer Barrel Pub.

My Dark Horse Is Horny. The dumbest short film ever made. Ever.

Japanese Maze Game. Possibly the scariest flash game ever made.

Helicopter. The greatest flash game ever made.

Astonishingly large hamburger from Denny's Beer Barrel Pub.

Take a bear like this:

Add code like this:

var shit;
shit = document.getElementById("shit");

What do you get? This.

Take a bear like this:

Add code like this:

var shit;
shit = document.getElementById("shit");

What do you get? This.

Feeling a little silly, put up an unusual item on eBay. The picture does not adequately describe it.

Feeling a little silly, put up an unusual item on eBay. The picture does not adequately describe it.

Don't get me wrong, I appreciate good looking women, but not so much that I would devote what has to be a huge amount of time compiling a 50 gigabyte database of a quarter million images online. Yikes.

Don't get me wrong, I appreciate good looking women, but not so much that I would devote what has to be a huge amount of time compiling a 50 gigabyte database of a quarter million images online. Yikes.

Look at our butts! And our dog! And our lack of sports bras! We even drop the S-bomb TWICE! Wow!

Sorry, but this is one of the dumbest things I have ever seen on the internet. And I've seen My Dark Horse is Horny and thirty-seven chewies.

On the bright side, it turned me onto this cool new album.

Look at our butts! And our dog! And our lack of sports bras! We even drop the S-bomb TWICE! Wow!

Sorry, but this is one of the dumbest things I have ever seen on the internet. And I've seen My Dark Horse is Horny and thirty-seven chewies.

On the bright side, it turned me onto this cool new album.

The oldest thing ever is a 2,200 year old underground mushroom. Really. Story at BBC News.

The oldest thing ever is a 2,200 year old underground mushroom. Really. Story at BBC News.

My friend Ariele has an article on the companion website to the somewhat secular-friendly Christian magazine Relevant. Thought I'd give her some press.

My friend Ariele has an article on the companion website to the somewhat secular-friendly Christian magazine Relevant. Thought I'd give her some press.

MARIA F., Zebulon, GA
When I started dating, boys always expected me to have intercourse with them. I knew I couldn't resist the peer pressure alone, so now I double-date with my pal Shelly. Now when boys pressure us for sex, we say "no" together – then satisfy them by putting on a hot girl-girl show in the back seat.

MARK G., Atomic City, ID
When I started my junior year of high school, I was already the captain of the football team and the baseball team, I was a straight-A honors student, and girls were offering themselves to me. I just couldn't say no to easy sex and free booze, but I knew I was risking my future. So I prayed on it, drove to Boise, and got this butt-ugly haircut. I haven't been laid since, praise Jesus!

REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT
I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!

Many more touching testimonials at Techincal Virgin.

MARIA F., Zebulon, GA
When I started dating, boys always expected me to have intercourse with them. I knew I couldn't resist the peer pressure alone, so now I double-date with my pal Shelly. Now when boys pressure us for sex, we say "no" together – then satisfy them by putting on a hot girl-girl show in the back seat.

MARK G., Atomic City, ID
When I started my junior year of high school, I was already the captain of the football team and the baseball team, I was a straight-A honors student, and girls were offering themselves to me. I just couldn't say no to easy sex and free booze, but I knew I was risking my future. So I prayed on it, drove to Boise, and got this butt-ugly haircut. I haven't been laid since, praise Jesus!

REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT
I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!

Many more touching testimonials at Techincal Virgin.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
I thought "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" was the worst movie I've ever seen. "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" sinks lower. Glorification of the self-indulgence of any kind is frivolous at best and when this self-indulgence is recreational drug use, it's simply evil. Moral relativism is the underlying justification that recreational druggies use, and the self-centered morass that this movie portrays disgusts me. Moral relativism is Satan's arguement against the moral standard that the Lord gives us, and the resulting anarchy, even when appearing as harmless fun or benign, draws us further away from God's Truth. Some would tell me not to push morality at them, but I wish that popular culture would stop pushing amoratliy and immorality at me.
Claude Kutaka

Fight Club
The best movie I can't recommend... Wow. David Fincher once more brings to the fore a cinematic cataclysm. This may be the best movie of 1999 that I can't recommend. Why not? Not because I think that the sex is particularly raunchy. Nor because of the attitude and worldview espoused. It's the violence. Not that the violence is gratuitous, mindless, or any of the other buzz-words so often associated with such films. Rather, the violence is realistic (I would suppose...) and is sometimes difficult to stomach. Bare-fisted pugilism is by necessity a brutal activity and so this film in documenting such fisticuffs becomes via transposition, brutal. My caution would be: Do not see this movie. That being said, Fight Club was probably the best movie I've seen this year.
Seth T. Hahne

And my favorite...

The Big Lebowski
I wish I had read your review before I went to see this movie. I love to bowl with my youth group and consider bowling to be a healthy pasttime. I was so disapointed that this movie would take a clean Christian sport like bowling and pervert with the drugs and sex and profanity. I would urge other Christian bowlers to stay away from "The Big Lebowski".
Heather

Now, to be fair, there were plenty of reasonable and well thought out reviews. These are the wierd ones.

The review site's home page, or you can go right to the Extremely Offensive page (the title is written in such delicate text. Kinda comforting, really.). If you use FireFox, I suggest the home page, as there's a neat glitch in the Current Better Choices window when you highlight the titles within it (See how wide you can make your browser window!).

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
I thought "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" was the worst movie I've ever seen. "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" sinks lower. Glorification of the self-indulgence of any kind is frivolous at best and when this self-indulgence is recreational drug use, it's simply evil. Moral relativism is the underlying justification that recreational druggies use, and the self-centered morass that this movie portrays disgusts me. Moral relativism is Satan's arguement against the moral standard that the Lord gives us, and the resulting anarchy, even when appearing as harmless fun or benign, draws us further away from God's Truth. Some would tell me not to push morality at them, but I wish that popular culture would stop pushing amoratliy and immorality at me.
Claude Kutaka

Fight Club
The best movie I can't recommend... Wow. David Fincher once more brings to the fore a cinematic cataclysm. This may be the best movie of 1999 that I can't recommend. Why not? Not because I think that the sex is particularly raunchy. Nor because of the attitude and worldview espoused. It's the violence. Not that the violence is gratuitous, mindless, or any of the other buzz-words so often associated with such films. Rather, the violence is realistic (I would suppose...) and is sometimes difficult to stomach. Bare-fisted pugilism is by necessity a brutal activity and so this film in documenting such fisticuffs becomes via transposition, brutal. My caution would be: Do not see this movie. That being said, Fight Club was probably the best movie I've seen this year.
Seth T. Hahne

And my favorite...

The Big Lebowski
I wish I had read your review before I went to see this movie. I love to bowl with my youth group and consider bowling to be a healthy pasttime. I was so disapointed that this movie would take a clean Christian sport like bowling and pervert with the drugs and sex and profanity. I would urge other Christian bowlers to stay away from "The Big Lebowski".
Heather

Now, to be fair, there were plenty of reasonable and well thought out reviews. These are the wierd ones.

The review site's home page, or you can go right to the Extremely Offensive page (the title is written in such delicate text. Kinda comforting, really.). If you use FireFox, I suggest the home page, as there's a neat glitch in the Current Better Choices window when you highlight the titles within it (See how wide you can make your browser window!).

Page 26:

NORAD: We have a report the dogs got out. Can you confirm?
ASPCA: Repeat, please.
NORAD: CENTCOM is telling us the dogs got out. Can you confirm?
ASPCA: Dogs?
NORAD: Yes.
ASPCA: Let me check. [8 second silence] Yes, they got out.
NORAD: Who let the dogs out?
ASPCA: Who?
NORAD: Who.

The Baha Men Commission Report

Page 26:

NORAD: We have a report the dogs got out. Can you confirm?
ASPCA: Repeat, please.
NORAD: CENTCOM is telling us the dogs got out. Can you confirm?
ASPCA: Dogs?
NORAD: Yes.
ASPCA: Let me check. [8 second silence] Yes, they got out.
NORAD: Who let the dogs out?
ASPCA: Who?
NORAD: Who.

The Baha Men Commission Report

5 September 1999, Jerusalem:

In most parts of the world, the switch away from Daylight Saving Time proceeds smoothly. But the time change raised havoc with Palestinian terrorists this year.

Israel insisted on a premature switch from Daylight Savings Time to Standard Time to accommodate a week of pre-sunrise prayers. Palestinians refused to live on "Zionist Time." Two weeks of scheduling havoc ensued. Nobody knew the "correct" time.

At precisely 5:30pm on Sunday, two coordinated car bombs exploded in different cities, killing three terrorists who were transporting the bombs. It was initially believed that the devices had been detonated prematurely by klutzy amateurs. A closer look revealed the truth behind the explosions.

The bombs had been prepared in a Palestine-controlled area, and set to detonate on Daylight Saving Time. But the confused drivers had already switched to Standard Time. When they picked up the bombs, they neglected to ask whose watch was used to set the timing mechanism. As a result, the cars were still en-route when the explosives detonated, delivering the terrorists to their untimely demises.

A Darwin Award.

5 September 1999, Jerusalem:

In most parts of the world, the switch away from Daylight Saving Time proceeds smoothly. But the time change raised havoc with Palestinian terrorists this year.

Israel insisted on a premature switch from Daylight Savings Time to Standard Time to accommodate a week of pre-sunrise prayers. Palestinians refused to live on "Zionist Time." Two weeks of scheduling havoc ensued. Nobody knew the "correct" time.

At precisely 5:30pm on Sunday, two coordinated car bombs exploded in different cities, killing three terrorists who were transporting the bombs. It was initially believed that the devices had been detonated prematurely by klutzy amateurs. A closer look revealed the truth behind the explosions.

The bombs had been prepared in a Palestine-controlled area, and set to detonate on Daylight Saving Time. But the confused drivers had already switched to Standard Time. When they picked up the bombs, they neglected to ask whose watch was used to set the timing mechanism. As a result, the cars were still en-route when the explosives detonated, delivering the terrorists to their untimely demises.

A Darwin Award.

Interesting stuff if you've never really seen a hurricane. At EnergyRadio.

Interesting stuff if you've never really seen a hurricane. At EnergyRadio.

Hahhahhaaaahahahaha!!!

Hahhahhaaaahahahaha!!!

Make your own here.

Make your own here.

I grabbed your boobs on Sunset.

I grabbed your boobs on Sunset.

Note: Won't work with Firefox.

Note: Won't work with Firefox.

Kudos to Carolyn for sending me this awesome link. I took too long for me to get to it, so the Halloween significance is lost, but it doesn't matter. Ass rockin' funny.

Kudos to Carolyn for sending me this awesome link. I took too long for me to get to it, so the Halloween significance is lost, but it doesn't matter. Ass rockin' funny.

Ah, the grand comfort chair designed by le Corbusier in 1929. A knockoff version, available for $525. Not so bad, really.

Until you find out the measurements.

4.75" x 4.9" x 4.6".

THAT'S INCHES PEOPLE! WHAT THE HELL???!?!?

Ah, the grand comfort chair designed by le Corbusier in 1929. A knockoff version, available for $525. Not so bad, really.

Until you find out the measurements.

4.75" x 4.9" x 4.6".

THAT'S INCHES PEOPLE! WHAT THE HELL???!?!?

Warning: Involves fake poop. Possibly NSFW.

Chocolate Chip Cookie!

Warning: Involves fake poop. Possibly NSFW.

Chocolate Chip Cookie!

This kid is screwed. Like Star Wars Kid screwed. Poor Bastard.

This kid is screwed. Like Star Wars Kid screwed. Poor Bastard.

Adorable, yet sad.

Adorable, yet sad.

Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me by TISM and Bernard Derriman.

If you feel you need the lyrics, find them here.

Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me by TISM and Bernard Derriman.

If you feel you need the lyrics, find them here.

This poor bastard's got his work cut out for him. Note to the non geeky. You might have trouble "reaching out" to con kiddies when you write stuff like "I hate fantasy roleplaying games. I will state here and I will state elsewhere that I never want to be solicited with a request to join an online roleplaying game. Ever. Nor do I want to advertise for such games on my website or endorse paraphernalia associated with such games. Don't even send me your character's stats. It might insult me."

Keri's gonna love this.

This poor bastard's got his work cut out for him. Note to the non geeky. You might have trouble "reaching out" to con kiddies when you write stuff like "I hate fantasy roleplaying games. I will state here and I will state elsewhere that I never want to be solicited with a request to join an online roleplaying game. Ever. Nor do I want to advertise for such games on my website or endorse paraphernalia associated with such games. Don't even send me your character's stats. It might insult me."

Keri's gonna love this.

This is real. Gotta love Target.

http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/602-0525973-8003047?asin=0823916839

Props to Nikonius for the link.

This is real. Gotta love Target.

http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/602-0525973-8003047?asin=0823916839

Props to Nikonius for the link.

Breakdancing Transformers.

Breakdancing Transformers.

Probably old news, but new to me. I'm probably going to have to avoid looking at this site for fear of losing a whole day to it.

Probably old news, but new to me. I'm probably going to have to avoid looking at this site for fear of losing a whole day to it.

National Reconnaissance Office Jr.
FBI Kids
NSA/CSS Kids and Youth Page
CIA's Homepage for Kids

National Reconnaissance Office Jr.
FBI Kids
NSA/CSS Kids and Youth Page
CIA's Homepage for Kids

My friend often refers to the need to see something new. Here you go.

My friend often refers to the need to see something new. Here you go.

I might have to buy my first Mac product...

found at Shuffle Art Archives.

I might have to buy my first Mac product...

found at Shuffle Art Archives.

I thought I had a grasp on successful eBay marketing. I was wrong.

I thought I had a grasp on successful eBay marketing. I was wrong.

Holy Crap.

He he he he he...

Holy Crap.

He he he he he...

Started Bark and Skeet up again. It might take a while to hit my stride again.

Started Bark and Skeet up again. It might take a while to hit my stride again.

I like to think that I can (could) make really good mix tapes/CDs. The guys at Tiny Mix Tapes have it down to an art. You can make the most ludicrous requests, and get a great mix. Examples:

i'd totally make love to these songs if they were turned into a person
A tape to have hot wild sex to (not just about sex)
songs that when you first heard them put a small (or perhaps large) smile on your face
The most intelligent lyrics in the world
The sex is so great that you need a mixtape to muffle your screams when your parents are downstairs

iTunes should cut a deal with these guys where they can generate a link that will let you buy any mix for $9.99. That would be awesome. I swear, someone needs to pay me to come up with this shit.

I like to think that I can (could) make really good mix tapes/CDs. The guys at Tiny Mix Tapes have it down to an art. You can make the most ludicrous requests, and get a great mix. Examples:

i'd totally make love to these songs if they were turned into a person
A tape to have hot wild sex to (not just about sex)
songs that when you first heard them put a small (or perhaps large) smile on your face
The most intelligent lyrics in the world
The sex is so great that you need a mixtape to muffle your screams when your parents are downstairs

iTunes should cut a deal with these guys where they can generate a link that will let you buy any mix for $9.99. That would be awesome. I swear, someone needs to pay me to come up with this shit.

Always something new. VidLit is a promotion tool of sorts for the book industry, but I like it. Stories and book excerpts are turned into Flash animations, with great results. Craziest is a fantastic short story, and the bits from How I Paid for College and Yiddish with Dick and Jane are great. Not much else on there yet, but we'll see.

Always something new. VidLit is a promotion tool of sorts for the book industry, but I like it. Stories and book excerpts are turned into Flash animations, with great results. Craziest is a fantastic short story, and the bits from How I Paid for College and Yiddish with Dick and Jane are great. Not much else on there yet, but we'll see.

Seems Jeff Wiese was into Flash animations. Target Practice really should have been something of a hint. Warning: quite violent.

Favorite movies: Elephant and Zero Day (both Columbine-style stories).

Favorite music: John Lennon?

Found via Screenhead.

Seems Jeff Wiese was into Flash animations. Target Practice really should have been something of a hint. Warning: quite violent.

Favorite movies: Elephant and Zero Day (both Columbine-style stories).

Favorite music: John Lennon?

Found via Screenhead.

The orange ones fuck you up real good.

The orange ones fuck you up real good.

Amaztype.

Amaztype.

Postsecret asks you to write a deeply held secret on a postcard, illustrate it, and send it to them. It's really terribly compelling.

Postsecret asks you to write a deeply held secret on a postcard, illustrate it, and send it to them. It's really terribly compelling.

Orb Networks is now free! Stream all you rmedia from home! Whee!!!

1337 Google

The Internet's most versatile HTML editor

The new Gorillaz video proves that they're getting even better, and that De La Soul can pop out 20 words and show they're one of the best things to ever happen to Hip-Hop.

Watch out for Snakes. Comics gone bad.

Web Zen

Small, Cool Apartment?

Orb Networks is now free! Stream all you rmedia from home! Whee!!!

1337 Google

The Internet's most versatile HTML editor

The new Gorillaz video proves that they're getting even better, and that De La Soul can pop out 20 words and show they're one of the best things to ever happen to Hip-Hop.

Watch out for Snakes. Comics gone bad.

Web Zen

Small, Cool Apartment?

Update: Too good not to post...

Update: Too good not to post...

$10,000 for 1965 copy of Electronics Magazine.

$10,000 for 1965 copy of Electronics Magazine.

The scariest professor in the world. Note: the MP3 option is the quickest.

The scariest professor in the world. Note: the MP3 option is the quickest.

Click Here.

Click Here.

"To use a man named Don to do something. Or to do Don with something. Either way, it's unpleasant."

Found on Uncyclopedia. Kill a weekend on the damn thing.

Update: I did like twenty entries. See Twelve.

"To use a man named Don to do something. Or to do Don with something. Either way, it's unpleasant."

Found on Uncyclopedia. Kill a weekend on the damn thing.

Update: I did like twenty entries. See Twelve.

Okay, I've always avoided Something Awful, mainly because the name reminded me of pages like Rotten.com (note there's no link. I don't go there), pages that take joy in showing you the most horrible things you will ever see. I'm not a big fan of that, but if they want to post that stuff, more power to them. You can go, I choose not to.

Anyway, I ended up on Something Awful today, and I lauged my ass off. granted, there's some gross stuff (the squeamish should avoid "Movie Review: 'Cheerleader Autopsy'") but most of it is pretty good. I really dug the hell out of the photoshop contests, and I will provide a selection for you to link to, with samples from each one. Note: it was very difficult to pare it down to one example for each page, but I managed (except for Sin City, I had to do three.).

also sin cinema

sin cinema, as well

Okay, I've always avoided Something Awful, mainly because the name reminded me of pages like Rotten.com (note there's no link. I don't go there), pages that take joy in showing you the most horrible things you will ever see. I'm not a big fan of that, but if they want to post that stuff, more power to them. You can go, I choose not to.

Anyway, I ended up on Something Awful today, and I lauged my ass off. granted, there's some gross stuff (the squeamish should avoid "Movie Review: 'Cheerleader Autopsy'") but most of it is pretty good. I really dug the hell out of the photoshop contests, and I will provide a selection for you to link to, with samples from each one. Note: it was very difficult to pare it down to one example for each page, but I managed (except for Sin City, I had to do three.).

also sin cinema

sin cinema, as well

Cliff Yablonski Hates You.

Cliff Yablonski Hates You.

MP3 player, herbal remedies lead to emergency landing at O'Hare

MP3 player, herbal remedies lead to emergency landing at O'Hare

Who Pays $600 for Jeans?

Who Pays $600 for Jeans?

Gamer Pirates.

Gamer Pirates.

Poopy.

Poopy.

For those of you who are unfamiliar with Michel Gagné, just think "somebody who Tim Burton wishes he was as good as." His upcoming Insanely Twisted Shadow Puppet Show has released a couple of trailers. I'm excited, how about you?

For those of you who are unfamiliar with Michel Gagné, just think "somebody who Tim Burton wishes he was as good as." His upcoming Insanely Twisted Shadow Puppet Show has released a couple of trailers. I'm excited, how about you?

This is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.

This is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.

The E3 folks were good enough to put together E3insider, a page for us gamers to get the E3 experience. No booth girls though.

The E3 folks were good enough to put together E3insider, a page for us gamers to get the E3 experience. No booth girls though.

Meathead #1: I think I just threw up in my pants.
Meathead #2: Cool.

Overheard in New York

Yes, I know I'm getting link happy again.

Found at Kam (A person, not a site. It would be hard to hyperlink to his brain. I think he thinks he's too good for a blog. He just walks around coffee shops and says "lookit!" over and over. At least he doesn't FWD all the time. Nikonius (Hey! A link!) says that people that FWD alot need to get it into their fucking heads that they should get a blog. Interestingly, these two instances do not link directly to one another (In other words, he's not talking about Kam.).).

Meathead #1: I think I just threw up in my pants.
Meathead #2: Cool.

Overheard in New York

Yes, I know I'm getting link happy again.

Found at Kam (A person, not a site. It would be hard to hyperlink to his brain. I think he thinks he's too good for a blog. He just walks around coffee shops and says "lookit!" over and over. At least he doesn't FWD all the time. Nikonius (Hey! A link!) says that people that FWD alot need to get it into their fucking heads that they should get a blog. Interestingly, these two instances do not link directly to one another (In other words, he's not talking about Kam.).).

The internet is stupid.

The internet is stupid.

Best. Headline. Ever.

Thanks Wonkette! You little pundit hottie you.

Best. Headline. Ever.

Thanks Wonkette! You little pundit hottie you.

...but, oh my god it's funny.

...but, oh my god it's funny.

Funny Japanese PSP Commercial.

Funny Japanese PSP Commercial.

Deloitte & Touche USA LLP needs a forensic asscountant. Really.

Deloitte & Touche USA LLP needs a forensic asscountant. Really.

1 military pace [double time] = 1,728 iron
1 milha [Portuguese] = 4,174.6 kind
1 city block [Midwest U.S.] = 3,516.9230769 kerat
1 royal foot = 0.1908806 smoot
1 X unit = 100,207,220,000.00002 yoctometer

Convert anything to anything at Online Conversion.

I didn't even know there was such a thing as a smoot.

1 military pace [double time] = 1,728 iron
1 milha [Portuguese] = 4,174.6 kind
1 city block [Midwest U.S.] = 3,516.9230769 kerat
1 royal foot = 0.1908806 smoot
1 X unit = 100,207,220,000.00002 yoctometer

Convert anything to anything at Online Conversion.

I didn't even know there was such a thing as a smoot.

Edison Hate Future. NSFW.

Edison Hate Future. NSFW.

Did you know the guy who coined the term "weblog" (which later morphed into "blog") is a 53 year old homeless guy?

I didn't.

Robot Wisdom, the first weblog.

Did you know the guy who coined the term "weblog" (which later morphed into "blog") is a 53 year old homeless guy?

I didn't.

Robot Wisdom, the first weblog.

Note: Some of the comments are in pretty bad taste. Some however, are hilarious. Such is the web.

Addendum: It's like crack. I got to #591 before I forced myself to quit. Here the best pictures/comments so far (Copy and paste. I'm so not going to make all those links. Or just change the number at the end.).

http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=296
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=270
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=305
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=307
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=328
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=330
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=373
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=387
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=388
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=409
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=422
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=435
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=442
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=445
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=454
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=457
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=475
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=492
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=504
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=507
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=530
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=536
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=544
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=571
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=591

Note: Some of the comments are in pretty bad taste. Some however, are hilarious. Such is the web.

Addendum: It's like crack. I got to #591 before I forced myself to quit. Here the best pictures/comments so far (Copy and paste. I'm so not going to make all those links. Or just change the number at the end.).

http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=296
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=270
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=305
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=307
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=328
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=330
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=373
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=387
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=388
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=409
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=422
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=435
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=442
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=445
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=454
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=457
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=475
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=492
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=504
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=507
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=530
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=536
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=544
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=571
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=591

"According to a CDC epidemiologist named Tom Verstraeten, who had analyzed the agency's massive database containing the medical records of 100,000 children, a mercury-based preservative in the vaccines -- thimerosal -- appeared to be responsible for a dramatic increase in autism and a host of other neurological disorders among children."

"Since 1991, when the CDC and the FDA had recommended that three additional vaccines laced with the preservative be given to extremely young infants -- in one case, within hours of birth -- the estimated number of cases of autism had increased fifteenfold, from one in every 2,500 children to one in 166 children."

"In China, where the disease was virtually unknown prior to the introduction of thimerosal by U.S. drug manufacturers in 1999, news reports indicate that there are now more than 1.8 million autistics. Although reliable numbers are hard to come by, autistic disorders also appear to be soaring in India, Argentina, Nicaragua and other developing countries that are now using thimerosal-laced vaccines."

Read the whole thing here.

"According to a CDC epidemiologist named Tom Verstraeten, who had analyzed the agency's massive database containing the medical records of 100,000 children, a mercury-based preservative in the vaccines -- thimerosal -- appeared to be responsible for a dramatic increase in autism and a host of other neurological disorders among children."

"Since 1991, when the CDC and the FDA had recommended that three additional vaccines laced with the preservative be given to extremely young infants -- in one case, within hours of birth -- the estimated number of cases of autism had increased fifteenfold, from one in every 2,500 children to one in 166 children."

"In China, where the disease was virtually unknown prior to the introduction of thimerosal by U.S. drug manufacturers in 1999, news reports indicate that there are now more than 1.8 million autistics. Although reliable numbers are hard to come by, autistic disorders also appear to be soaring in India, Argentina, Nicaragua and other developing countries that are now using thimerosal-laced vaccines."

Read the whole thing here.

This is the strangest thing I've ever seen involving bubbles and a bikini girl. Ever.

This is the strangest thing I've ever seen involving bubbles and a bikini girl. Ever.

63 stories and counting.

63 stories and counting.

Wired: Huqa
Tired: Facebook
Expired: Friendster

Wired: Huqa
Tired: Facebook
Expired: Friendster

So you like pizza? Not like this guy likes pizza.

Do you own an iPod and like pizza? Not like this guy owns an iPod and likes pizza.

So you like pizza? Not like this guy likes pizza.

Do you own an iPod and like pizza? Not like this guy owns an iPod and likes pizza.

For the most part, I couldn't give a stinky dog poop about celbrities and their relationships slash babies slash trysts slash sex videos slash alien abductions slash criminal activities slash popozaoa. Here are two exceptions to that rule:

Gallery of the Absurd. Awesome artistic social satire, like the Valentine's card above.

The Superficial, mainly for entries like this one (about Elisha Cuthbert):

"The only bad thing you can say about her is she doesn't appreciate romantic gestures. Like that time I got naked and hid in the back of her car with a dozen roses clenched in my teeth. She totally freaked out! And I was like "but look at the ribbons..." and kinda, you know, looked down so she could see where the ribbons were, and gave her a sexy wink. And then she freaked out even more. Maybe she wasn't expecting to see that wax replica of her head sitting on my package, but come on. It's romance, baby."

Who needs InStyle when you can get copy like that gratis? Not me, I tells ya.

For the most part, I couldn't give a stinky dog poop about celbrities and their relationships slash babies slash trysts slash sex videos slash alien abductions slash criminal activities slash popozaoa. Here are two exceptions to that rule:

Gallery of the Absurd. Awesome artistic social satire, like the Valentine's card above.

The Superficial, mainly for entries like this one (about Elisha Cuthbert):

"The only bad thing you can say about her is she doesn't appreciate romantic gestures. Like that time I got naked and hid in the back of her car with a dozen roses clenched in my teeth. She totally freaked out! And I was like "but look at the ribbons..." and kinda, you know, looked down so she could see where the ribbons were, and gave her a sexy wink. And then she freaked out even more. Maybe she wasn't expecting to see that wax replica of her head sitting on my package, but come on. It's romance, baby."

Who needs InStyle when you can get copy like that gratis? Not me, I tells ya.

If the Google Adsense keyword for "mesothelioma lawyers" is clicked, the site owner makes $54.33. That is freaking nuts.

See the top 230 here.

If the Google Adsense keyword for "mesothelioma lawyers" is clicked, the site owner makes $54.33. That is freaking nuts.

See the top 230 here.

My friend Nikonius has embarked on an epic motorcycle journey. As he puts it:

Waco >> Austin >> Houston >> New Orleans >> Blue Ridge Parkway >> NYC

Yikes. Follow his exploits and such on his blog.

My friend Nikonius has embarked on an epic motorcycle journey. As he puts it:

Waco >> Austin >> Houston >> New Orleans >> Blue Ridge Parkway >> NYC

Yikes. Follow his exploits and such on his blog.

I've got the archives of my webcomic, The Adventures of Bark and Skeet, back online, albiet in a rudimentary form. I'll start making new ones soon (for my 3 fans).

http://www.l-o-2.com/skeet/

I've got the archives of my webcomic, The Adventures of Bark and Skeet, back online, albiet in a rudimentary form. I'll start making new ones soon (for my 3 fans).

http://www.l-o-2.com/skeet/

I've got the archives of my wallpaper blog, Backsmack, back online, albiet in a rudimentary form. I'll start making new ones soon (for my 2 fans).

http://www.l-o-2.com/backsmack/

Addendum: Having some trouble with the image files. Up soon.

I've got the archives of my wallpaper blog, Backsmack, back online, albiet in a rudimentary form. I'll start making new ones soon (for my 2 fans).

http://www.l-o-2.com/backsmack/

Addendum: Having some trouble with the image files. Up soon.

www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughts

If you have to ask what it is, you probably won't be interested.

www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughts

If you have to ask what it is, you probably won't be interested.