World Cup Fever
Been a little busy. I'll do a big update soon. In the meantime, here's a funny picture (it might take a second):
images Archives
May 26, 2004
July 11, 2004
Neat Garbage Can Graffiti
Negative did a little street art on the garbage can by the bench where I go to smoke at work (I took the pic at night, so it's not so great.).
Kind of Food One meets Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.
July 15, 2004
Ah, those wacky Chinese game designers...
Give it a second if you don't see it at first.
July 23, 2004
What I Did Wednesday Night.
Stacy's birthday party / Karaoke at Treff's. Big fun!
I took this picture mainly to put my girlfriend in a jealous rage, so she'll come visit me (he he, I am devious).
God. I hate seeing myself in pictures.
July 31, 2004
Goo.
Strangest Promo Item EVER. Note: I said "Promo," not "Porno."
August 1, 2004
No Animals Were Harmed in the Making of This Picture.
August 5, 2004
Angry Kitty, Wooden Postage Stamp, and the Coolest Bird Ever.
August 7, 2004
What the hell?
I was looking for clip art for next week's Bart and Skeet, when I ran across this thing. I really don't know if it will look as spastic in your web browsers (was using firefox), but I almost fell out of my chair laughing.
Found at Feebleminds Gifs.
August 8, 2004
Foghat = Clever?
Old Foghat album cover I had never seen before. I thought it was pretty funny.
August 16, 2004
No Reason.
August 25, 2004
Is It Just Me, Or Is This Messed Up?
September 1, 2004
OMG.
A platinum Hello Kitty figurine entitled Queen, encrusted with diamonds, on display at a Tokyo department store August 31, 2004. The 41mm-tall 'Queen' Kitty was created to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the popular character, and is worth 10.5 million yen ($95,640) including tax.
September 4, 2004
The Luckiest Little Boy In The World.
Click to Enlarge.
September 10, 2004
Best Magazine Cover Of The Year?
September 14, 2004
Images From The Madrid Train Bombings.
The Spanish newspaper El Pais has published six images from a security video showing the March 11, 2004 Madrid train bombings at Atocha station, covering a period of 13 seconds. I normally don't blog images of the "shock" variety, but from what I've gleaned from people I've spoken to, most folks don't really understand how much explosive power one person can easily carry, and I think this illustrates it well without using any possibly overbearing video. Note: if you didn't read about it, the multiple flashes are the result of multiple suicide bombers. A total of 10 bombs exploded on four commuter trains during the March 11 morning rush hour, killing 191 people and wounding more than 1,800.
Long picture. I Mean Long! (or is it wide?)
September 25, 2004
A Little Vague Maybe?
Found at This Is Broken.
September 27, 2004
Don't Jump!
That's a 45-foot drop straight into the Pacific Ocean. They built the diving board themselves. Photo by Tim Barber.
Found at the totally bizarre Vice Magazine.
September 28, 2004
Zoom Zoom.
Anybody want to tell me what the hell happened here?
Bonus: A pic for you Ducati fans.
October 4, 2004
Pictures=Laughter!
October 7, 2004
The Vice Presidential Debate In One Picture.
Found at Boing Boing.
October 11, 2004
Mmm. A Treat!
Jessica Alba, from the new Fantastic Four movie. Apparently, there are three other characters as well.
October 28, 2004
No Kidding.
Cute Kitty. I Like Cats. Deal.
The Most Awesome Car Accident In The History Of Car Accidents.
Feel free to enlarge. No gore or anything. Actually, they probably got really really lucky in this case.
My Girlfriend's Gonna Love This.
October 31, 2004
Happy Great Pumpkin Day!
November 14, 2004
Ow! It Burnslices!
 Print, 2004-thumb.jpg)
Bob Carlos Clarke's Domestic Appliances For The Modern Housewife (Iron) Print, 2004. Found at Eyestorm.
November 15, 2004
Creed Of Chucky.
From The Bob Jones University Newspaper.
November 25, 2004
Huzzah!
January 30, 2005
Holy Shit.
MADRAS, India -- C. Manoharan Snake Manu practices with a garden snake by running it through his nose and out his mouth in an attempt to create a Guinness Record. Manu plans to set the record by using a live cobra. (09/02/04 AP photo)
He He Ha He Heee...
TAIPEI, Taiwan -- Police on motorscooters attempt to pull over an ostrich who escaped from a children's petting zoo. The ostrich eluded capture. (05/09/04 AP photo)
February 14, 2005
I Am SO Not Giving These To My Girlfriend!
OK, maybe a few select ones...
March 16, 2005
Oh Dear God, I Want This Car.
Yes. That is an all chrome Mercedes. My leg won't stop twitching.
March 23, 2005
Part 1: Awesome. Part 2: Horribly Wrong.
My Head Hurts.
Dear God, I Love The Comics.
Found on Superdickery.
March 26, 2005
Happy Easter!
March 27, 2005
He He Ha He Heee...
April 9, 2005
PSPorn.
I4U, in the strangest move since Luba slept with an iPod, presents sexy PSP girl. Apparently, she's farsighted.
Sad Update: Half of the top ten most viewed images don't even include the girl. Poor PSP girl.
April 11, 2005
Me, In Disturbing Pictures.
Okay, I have to be included. Personal bios using the first result from images.google.com. Taken from Nikonius, who took it from someone else who took it from someone else, etc. Mine sucks.
Place you were born: Tupelo
Place you live now: Waco
Your name: Lee
I also tried LO2...
Favorite food: Stuff my girlfriend makes for me
Favorite drink: I tried Vanilla VOdka and Diet Dr. Pepper, but there were no results, so Iced Coffee.
Favorite band: Right now, Jellyfish
Favorite smell: My girlfriend's hair
Favorite shoes: Timberland
April 15, 2005
It's A Bird, It's A Plane, It's...A Sign.
April 28, 2005
Worst. Dictionary Title. Ever.
June 7, 2005
The Highest "Hot Girl/Bad Design" Record Cover Ratio Ever.
Seriously. You've got that to work with, and you come up with this? Jeez.
June 27, 2005
That Is The Pimpest Toy Bear Ever.
Brian McCarty's toy photos rock your lame ass. Make sure to check out Master Shake.
Found via the damnably good Boing Boing.
July 7, 2005
Crap Banner.
I like my Yahoo mail. Granted, I have to put up with little banner ads at the top, but who cares, really. Usually, they're slick little uses of limited space, but not this time. The upside-down animated running tigers are my favorite part. Does this make you want to use this company? Bad Design. Bad, Bad Design. No treat for you.
August 25, 2005
What? WHAT?
Bill Moyer, 73, wears a "Bullshit Protector" flap over his ear while President George W. Bush addresses the Veterans of Foreign Wars. (AP Photo/Douglas C. Pizac)
Found via Nude Highway Driving.
August 27, 2005
Evil Dylan Fan Girl.
I was editing promos for the September PBS lineup, and I spotted this girl in the Bob Dylan: No Direction Home promo. Creepy.
September 6, 2005
Yes, We All Think Like This Sometimes...
You gotta give Maxim credit. They can take the deepest seated, most embarassing parts of the male id, then turn it into an article.
Pictures Good. Me Like Pictures.
December 7, 2005
Gotta Love Jeff Polage.
January 5, 2006
Pretty Picture Of Guy Getting His Ass Kicked.
Even though his other picture of Ali is the more well known one, I've developed a real soft spot for this one. Could care less for boxing, love Ali. Now I just need a couple grand to buy a copy.
February 25, 2006
Relatively, I Kick Ass.
Fun dynamic Einstein picture says whatever you want. Use it to help prove your ill informed theories. "See! He thought that E=M+Big Momma's House^2! I'm not crazy! Please remove the clamps now."