So, I vomited all over myself when I saw this:
Bling H20 is a $56 dollar Swarovski studded bottle of water. Paris Hilton was seen using it for her doggie's water dish. The website has a bottle resting on a bare ass. Mmm, classy.
I figured that was it. I honestly thought to myself, Wow. This is as ludicrous as you can get, hands down.
Then I saw this, and vomiting resumed:
This is Fillico, the luxe water for those who think Bling H20 isn't classy enough. $100 per bottle, double if you want the fancy cap. Special "Gift" versions priced upon request.
Fuck.