Seen:
A girl took up four spaces. Four. In a Ford Focus.
(Mental note: go here.)
Heard:
Girl on cell: "Yeah, my teeth are crooked, but my tits are perfect, so it all works out ok."
(No comment. My girlfriend might hit me.)
Seen (on the way home):
A custom truck with old English letters on the back window that said (actual spelling) "Abdnormal."
(Clearly.)