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Why Do They Even Bother?

So I got some spam today:

"le2 Bang wifeys at www.betteratstart opsy no space before com I4w76 qtf"

What the hell am I supposed to do with that? "Bang wifeys" sounds like some kind of suburban sex spree, and "no space before com" gives it a "solve the puzzle to get porn" kind of quality. Did we enter the age of Postmodern Porn? Did I miss the memo? What did it say?

"Sex to be having: Postmillennial; extra fun with left breast in truck with monkeys. Dial 555-the square root of 31719424."

Comments (1)

Adam Setzler:

"But now I can penetrate hardly and give the pleasure to every woman!"

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