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Nacho Libre!

Nacho Libre!

So BoingBoing mentioned these "personal massagers" when they hit $0.99. Then they pointed out some quality gift giving involving these "Health and Personal Care Accessories."

Now they're just a penny. Only 926 left!

Note: Potentially NSFW.

So BoingBoing mentioned these "personal massagers" when they hit $0.99. Then they pointed out some quality gift giving involving these "Health and Personal Care Accessories."

Now they're just a penny. Only 926 left!

Note: Potentially NSFW.

Sopranos Sopranos Sopranos Sopranos Sopranos!!! Awesome super mega cool ass awesome! Sopranos Sopranos Sopranos Sopranos!!! Wheeeeee!

(catching breath)

Sopranos Sopranos Sopranos Sopranos Sopranos!!! Awesome super mega cool ass awesome! Sopranos Sopranos Sopranos Sopranos!!! Wheeeeee!

(catching breath)

Rolling Stone has been letting me down a lot lately, especially with their godawful obsession with sweaty, drug-addled putz Pete Doherty. But every once and a while, they totally redeem themselves.

Rolling Stone has been letting me down a lot lately, especially with their godawful obsession with sweaty, drug-addled putz Pete Doherty. But every once and a while, they totally redeem themselves.

That (I am not making this up) was the Houston Chronicle's headline yesterday. The guy gets shot in the face, followed by six days of hospital recovery, including a "mild" heart attack.

"My family and I are deeply sorry for all that Vice President Cheney and his family have had to go through this past week," Whittington said. "We send our love and respect to them as they deal with situations that are much more serious than what we had this week."

Dude, you got SHOT IN THE FACE!

If Whittington had wanted to be tactful, and help a friend out, he could've said "let's put this behind us," or "it was a accident, everything's back to normal now," instead of being an example of just how sickeningly things skew toward the powerful.

This shit makes me want to vomit.

That (I am not making this up) was the Houston Chronicle's headline yesterday. The guy gets shot in the face, followed by six days of hospital recovery, including a "mild" heart attack.

"My family and I are deeply sorry for all that Vice President Cheney and his family have had to go through this past week," Whittington said. "We send our love and respect to them as they deal with situations that are much more serious than what we had this week."

Dude, you got SHOT IN THE FACE!

If Whittington had wanted to be tactful, and help a friend out, he could've said "let's put this behind us," or "it was a accident, everything's back to normal now," instead of being an example of just how sickeningly things skew toward the powerful.

This shit makes me want to vomit.

If you didn't know already, I work for PBS.

I just finished watching Reading Rainbow. Usually, I'm a little busy, and the shows are just background noise. But this one was too beautifully dated to pass by. There was really bad CG. There were videos by Lionel Ritchie, Tears for Fears, Sting, and freakin' El DeBarge ('Who's Johnny,' remember?). Run-DMC and Pete Seeger guest starred. Where the hell else would you find those two together? That's right, nowhere. 'Cause Reading Rainbow is the shizzle.

I mean, Jam Master Jay scratched a book.

If you didn't know already, I work for PBS.

I just finished watching Reading Rainbow. Usually, I'm a little busy, and the shows are just background noise. But this one was too beautifully dated to pass by. There was really bad CG. There were videos by Lionel Ritchie, Tears for Fears, Sting, and freakin' El DeBarge ('Who's Johnny,' remember?). Run-DMC and Pete Seeger guest starred. Where the hell else would you find those two together? That's right, nowhere. 'Cause Reading Rainbow is the shizzle.

I mean, Jam Master Jay scratched a book.

For the most part, I couldn't give a stinky dog poop about celbrities and their relationships slash babies slash trysts slash sex videos slash alien abductions slash criminal activities slash popozaoa. Here are two exceptions to that rule:

Gallery of the Absurd. Awesome artistic social satire, like the Valentine's card above.

The Superficial, mainly for entries like this one (about Elisha Cuthbert):

"The only bad thing you can say about her is she doesn't appreciate romantic gestures. Like that time I got naked and hid in the back of her car with a dozen roses clenched in my teeth. She totally freaked out! And I was like "but look at the ribbons..." and kinda, you know, looked down so she could see where the ribbons were, and gave her a sexy wink. And then she freaked out even more. Maybe she wasn't expecting to see that wax replica of her head sitting on my package, but come on. It's romance, baby."

Who needs InStyle when you can get copy like that gratis? Not me, I tells ya.

For the most part, I couldn't give a stinky dog poop about celbrities and their relationships slash babies slash trysts slash sex videos slash alien abductions slash criminal activities slash popozaoa. Here are two exceptions to that rule:

Gallery of the Absurd. Awesome artistic social satire, like the Valentine's card above.

The Superficial, mainly for entries like this one (about Elisha Cuthbert):

"The only bad thing you can say about her is she doesn't appreciate romantic gestures. Like that time I got naked and hid in the back of her car with a dozen roses clenched in my teeth. She totally freaked out! And I was like "but look at the ribbons..." and kinda, you know, looked down so she could see where the ribbons were, and gave her a sexy wink. And then she freaked out even more. Maybe she wasn't expecting to see that wax replica of her head sitting on my package, but come on. It's romance, baby."

Who needs InStyle when you can get copy like that gratis? Not me, I tells ya.

I'm 20 minutes into this movie and it's already in my top 20. Why the hell have I never heard of it?

I'm 20 minutes into this movie and it's already in my top 20. Why the hell have I never heard of it?

Gnarls Barkley, the yet to be released collaboration between Cee-Lo and Danger Mouse, is so awesome, the debut single time-traveled back from its release date of May 1st.

Currently, you can download the awesomeness here and here.

Gnarls Barkley, the yet to be released collaboration between Cee-Lo and Danger Mouse, is so awesome, the debut single time-traveled back from its release date of May 1st.

Currently, you can download the awesomeness here and here.

Fun dynamic Einstein picture says whatever you want. Use it to help prove your ill informed theories. "See! He thought that E=M+Big Momma's House^2! I'm not crazy! Please remove the clamps now."

Fun dynamic Einstein picture says whatever you want. Use it to help prove your ill informed theories. "See! He thought that E=M+Big Momma's House^2! I'm not crazy! Please remove the clamps now."