This poor bastard's got his work cut out for him. Note to the non geeky. You might have trouble "reaching out" to con kiddies when you write stuff like "I hate fantasy roleplaying games. I will state here and I will state elsewhere that I never want to be solicited with a request to join an online roleplaying game. Ever. Nor do I want to advertise for such games on my website or endorse paraphernalia associated with such games. Don't even send me your character's stats. It might insult me."
Keri's gonna love this.