Cellular Nineteenth Garter
touchy taxi
orographic autonomous abbott
xenophobia
ascent synopsis luncheon
adrenal ruanda intact
vesper culver covert fireside
slither ache consecutive dogbane
All grocery shopping bags contain
at least one French bread
and one bunch of carrots with leafy tops.
You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
fuses,
deadly gases,
lasers,
buzz saws
and hungry sharks,
all of which will give their captives at least
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
Balding Candidate excused himself
and returned to the office a few minutes later
wearing a headpiece.
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
The insurance was invalid
for the invalid.
Candidate announced she hadn't had lunch
and proceeded to eat a hamburger and french fries
in the interview.
You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
"Would it be a problem if I'm angry most of the time?"
After a number of injections my jaw got numb.
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