Katie White of The Ting Tings is the closest thing I've seen to a Post-Millennial Debbie Harry so far. Maybe not Top-5-Laminated-Wallet-Card crushing, but still crushing pretty hard.
I found this doll on eBay, and it scared the crap out of me.
Sold as a "Antique Italian Creche Figure Doll (Virgin Mary? Angel?)," it got the seller four bills. It gave me the creeps (in a beautiful way?).
So, I vomited all over myself when I saw this:
Bling H20 is a $56 dollar Swarovski studded bottle of water. Paris Hilton was seen using it for her doggie's water dish. The website has a bottle resting on a bare ass. Mmm, classy.
I figured that was it. I honestly thought to myself, Wow. This is as ludicrous as you can get, hands down.
Then I saw this, and vomiting resumed:
This is Fillico, the luxe water for those who think Bling H20 isn't classy enough. $100 per bottle, double if you want the fancy cap. Special "Gift" versions priced upon request.
Fuck.
The Kingdom is a great movie, hands down, but the opening credits are now my favorite sequence of all time, surpassing Se7en, the old king of the hill. Check it out.