So, I vomited all over myself when I saw this:
Bling H20 is a $56 dollar Swarovski studded bottle of water. Paris Hilton was seen using it for her doggie's water dish. The website has a bottle resting on a bare ass. Mmm, classy.
I figured that was it. I honestly thought to myself, Wow. This is as ludicrous as you can get, hands down.
Then I saw this, and vomiting resumed:
This is Fillico, the luxe water for those who think Bling H20 isn't classy enough. $100 per bottle, double if you want the fancy cap. Special "Gift" versions priced upon request.
Fuck.
The Kingdom is a great movie, hands down, but the opening credits are now my favorite sequence of all time, surpassing Se7en, the old king of the hill. Check it out.
Good stuff. More on Lev's page, Ingredient X, or on YouTube.
I'm on page 71 of Chuck Klosterman's Killing Yourself To Live, and it's already one of my favorite books of all time. I wish I could write like this.
Devonte Hynes (the guy in the video) was a member of the really really short lived band Test Icicles, which broke up because they didn't like the music they made to get signed to a label. It does not sound like this. This is awesome.
And here's the inspiration for the video, the classic R.E.M. guest appearance on Sesame Street:
